General Summary
#OnTheRoadAgain! First we need to address the issue of Gwyf's simulacrum > Isati: “I want that twerp obliterated.” > #SiblingViolence #KickingOverHisSnowSculpture > Okay with that dealt with *now* we're #OnTheRoadAgain! > We start off with some nightwatch rota for the first time in over half a year! > (Since Session 138 (October 2nd) to be precise) > This mostly goes without issue except Nova & a fir darrig both Nat1 what they were doing because of a cool bug. > #CritCount2 #NovaDecapitatingCount5 (cop, Whistle Bitch, basilisk tamer, githyanki, fir darrig) #TheBugWasReallyCoolGuys(AndTasty) > Fir Darrig: “I Found You A Cool Bug But I Eated It.” > #OldMemes > HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE OUT OF ASLAND NOW! > #SayonaraYouFurryBritishFucks #WelcomeToMelkial!! > So anyways the Melkial welcoming commity is a dude standing in the middle of the road who we def saw riding a horse in the opposite direction a few days ago but also he's clearly a dragon so we're only so surprised about this. > Dragon Guy: “Hello, I'm here to inform you I'll be ambushing you on and off for the next few weeks. It only seemed proper.” > “Well at least you're more polite than your mother.” > #It'sNotAHighBar #AlsoHisMomHisLeimnahBtw > Anyways yeah so this dragon dude offers the party a fair fight right away or for them to be on their way and he'd catch up with them when he felt like it. Romad hits him with some raw ass line tho so we decide to just let him ambush us later lol > #Fair'sFairLmao > Oh also the dragon dude told us he was real old super convincingly lmao > #CritCount3 > FIRST AMBUSH GO! > THE INVISIBLE DRAGON COMES IN FOR THE NYOINK!!! NOVA IS UNNYOINKABLE (>:3 nyhehehe) BUT ROMAD IS STILL WITHIN HIS GRASP > okay I don't have the lungpower to keep yelling but anyways Romad pops his wings, Kirin takes to the sky with some Scribius ink wings of her own, Nova calls some lighting, Isati drops Mush on the big bastard (#SheCanSummonHimForeverMore), and Serenas just fucking full on Oathbow's the fuck outta the guy (#GoodCrit and all lmao) > #CritCount4 > Mush falls tho, some wind buffeting from beating wings puts a nyoink of ouch on #TeamRogues&Regretti, and everybody gets a taste of toxic dragon breath :3 > #Mmm~ #Tastey~ > He leaves after this which is good since some of these folks are ROUGH > Diva (Speaking for all of us): “What the FUCK was that‽‽” > Isati: “Dragon.” > “ah yea, that'd do it.” > DRAGON AMBUSH TWO GO!!! > The Dragon: *sticks his arm in the back of the wagon like he's tryna get some pringles outta the bottom of the tube* > Sevendipity: “This is incredibly rude.” > Dragon *Nat20's Nova outta the way before going in for his next NYOINK* > Kirin: “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!” > Great! You're going in the river ☻! > Kirin: (0o0) > #TheRiskSheTookWasCalculatedButMan,SheIsBadAtMathWasMissingSomeKeyVariables > #CritCount5 > I finally let y'all roll initiative lol and Serenas is very happy to have rolled a Nat20 (#TheUsualLol) while Kirin is so thrown off by being forced to go swimming in the dead of winter that she is all but last to go (#AnOutlierThatShouldn'tBeCounted) > Oh also the dragon pre–rolled a Nat20 on his initiative before the session started so there's that too :3 > #CritCount7, #GoodCrits5, #BadCrits2, #FinalCritCount > Serenas continues his #RootinTootinOathbowShootin while Nova laughs in the face of the winter waters and decides to go for a dip > #ChaslaBorn&Raised #NovsDon'tGetCold > The dragon decides now is a great time to pop out of the water and rawr (which does NOT mean “I Love You” in draconic) but DOES scare the fuck outta Ambrose, Romad, and Corayas (Also the horses but that's just normal spookems, not dragon fright) > Oh also to just attack the fuck out of Kirin and gnaw on her like a chewtoy where every one can see lol before dunking her back in the river > #WetBeastWednesdayKhaoshem > And yes, January/Auge 9th 2019 was/is in fact a wednesday xD > OKAY THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
S159 Crit Count: Dragon Nat20 Initiative (pre-session roll), Nova Nat1 Perception, fir darrig nat1 stealth, Dragon Nat20 Persuasion, Serenas Nat 20 Attack, Dragon Nat20 attack, Serenas Nat20 Initiative
PS: AHHH I FORGOT ABOUT KIRIN's #SurgeForTheSurgeGods!!! (She has a +2 floaty shield :3)
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