S160 Recap: Cold Creature Khaoshem | Ep103: Wet Beast Wednesday

General Summary

ISATI GO! > Isati Used Cosmic Conduit + Cure Wounds > Isati: *Deals Damage With A Healing Spell* > #HotGirlShit #FuckYourGrapple > The Dragon Used Legendary Action: Tail Swipe! > Kirin: “Ah yes, but have you considered shadow armor disadvantage?” > #SwingAndAMiss! #Strike1 #FuckYourTailSwipe > Romad used Calm Emotions! > It Was Super Effective!! > #FuckYourFrightfulPresence > The Dragon Used Legendary Action: Tail Swipe! > Kirin: “Ah yes, but have you considered shadow armor disadvantage?” > #SwingAndAMiss! #Strike2 #FuckYourTailSwipe > Kirin Used #GetTheFuckOuttaThere! > #FuckYourRiver #FinallyGotOnBase #StillColdAndWet > The Environment Used Hypothermia! > It Was Super Effective! > Anyways all this continues, Serenas takes some more shots at #TheSonOfTheBitch, Nova also gets Super Effective!'d by Hypothermia (and is still in that river swimmin), and the dragon once more pops his leafy fuckin head outta the water to inflict his absolutely noxious halitosis on the party before dipping > #IonianGoodbye #CritCount1 (I think? I know it was Isati against the breath weapon but it could've been the other one that happens later) > OKAY NOW GET NOVA OUT OF THAT RIVER HOLY SHIT IT'S BELOW FREEZING RIGHT NOW AND WINDY AS FUCK (AND DRY KIRIN OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT) > Anywet-beasts, the gang gets dried off and healed up before hitting the road again. Isati hatches a plan to impress #TheSonOfTheBitch and also EVERYBODY decides to just chill out on top or otherwise outside the cabin so they can keep watch. It's far too justified to be called paranoia but gods, every poor soul that passes their hypervigilant-palpably-powerful-asses does NOT know that. > Speaking of hypervigilant asses, Kirin saw a bird. > …Actually yeah no, that's all the context I'm gonna provide for that one lmao xD > NIGHTWATCH TIME! > #TeamMeddlesomeRomantics is on first shift, pretty sure #TeamCoco&Co were on the graveyard, and #TeamStrongEmotions on the early bird. Also squishies need to sleep in the cart and everybody not on watch must sleep at least 80 feet from the people on watch in case of #BadBreath > Yeah that happens so like good call lmao xD > #HalitosisStrikesAgain > The bad breath may be #SilentButDeadly but Isati & Serenas screaming in pain certainly isn't ☻ > #UpAndAtEm'Everybody! > (Also Serenas did hunter's mark the dragon) > I roll us into Initiative even tho it's basically closing time lol so all we really get to see is Kirin taking her usual volley of initial attacks (tough break on the #CurseOfTheWarGod on that one tho) while also returning to her roots of #DastardlyWiles by soft magic'ing her way into popping a glowstick on the bitch and halfing his speed with #BlackLotusAssault. Romad also sprints like a mad lad to get within guard dog range of Serenas & Isati as is his right. > #CritCount2, #GoodCrits1, #BadCrits1, #FinalCritCount > The dragon dips away and turns into a bird at each of those turns but otherwise #That'sAllFolks

S160 Crit Count: Isati Nat20 Con save, Kirin Nat1 attack