S167 Recap: Friends For Fear Of Making | Ep110: Fish For Riddles

General Summary

It stormy. Also if you go from being a disk to being a ball, everthing's going to seem weird. > #That'sEnoughContextRight? > So anywimeytimeyzones, Serenas furiously reports what it's like for the ships gravity field to go haywire in the middle of a storm and this was totally important enough info to dedicate this amount of words to in a speedcap. > #Totally > Also we're going through a magic storm now so everybody gets a cantrip for a week and there are multiple Patty Darlings for a minute. > #WeLoveHerSoMuch > After the storm (and like over the course of multiple days) Serenas gets deepsea fishing lessons from Barley and does as Nat 20 as you'd expect about it. Romad then enacts his plan to make friends with Riddles. He does not think to consider the after effects of having terrified Riddles into glitter gremlinry. He's Gonna Make Him Fish And Then They'll Be Friends. > #It'sFoolProof > Pan? Acquired. Fish? Nat20 Nature Checked. Cooking Surface? Uhhhh, Tikk–Tikk's laboratory is sure to have something for that right??? (Yes. Yes It Does.) > #FuckFoodSafeRegulations #I'mMakingFishForRiddles > All things considered the cooking process goes pretty well. Also upon being given the fish Riddles eats it with a healthy mixture of confusion and stress but Romad doesn't read any fear so he counts it as a Success! > #MakeFishMakeFriends > You wanna know another way of making friends? Touching Cursed Shit With Juno ☻ > #Decisions™ > Not only does Kirin decide to touch the cursed shit (Attracted to spyglass, repelled by marimo)— She Decides To Drink It!!! > #SheGotClosureSoNowIt'sTimeToReclaimHerRecklessYouth #TheConsequencesOfThisActionAreFutureMe'sProblem > Okay Serenas next!! Serenas starts listing all his indecisions and the more precise he gets with what he's wibbling back and forth between the more instensely Juno stares him down and instead of getting a weirdly accurate reading like everybody else, Serenas gets an alarming reading of a seaweed ball to the face and a cry of “YOU'RE FUCKING FAELYN'S APRENTICE!” followed by an attempted assault. > #ClassicStrelitziaFortunes #JiOwesJunoMoney (#JiProunouncedLikeHe) > Anydebtcollections, Nova is up next but fearing the terrifying ordeal of being known, elects to have this reading done in private (as opposed to in the mess hall like everybody else lmao) > #DECISIONS™ > we then get confused for a few minutes after Juno calls Nova “Timmy” because nobody ever really thinks about Nova's last name being Timor > “So wimmyways, I think Nova would be drawn to the crabshel—“ > Actually jokes, I need you to make Burden™ Checks ☺ > #.... #...Right... #.....THOSE.... > Okay first save failed so brain ouchie'd but no risk of any Shattering™. SURELY looking at more of this shit won't trigger The Burden™ a SECOND time! > (Spoilers: ||It Did!||) > Int Save = Success (Fuck.), Wis Save = Fail (Fuck!), Con Save = Nat 1 (FUCK!!!) > Also Timmy's readings say the crab shell they're attracted to is Cancer (sickness & withering ☻) and the brine mummy they're repelled by is “no return from death / preservation through destruction” > LISTEN! I AM Making It All Up™ But at the same time it is what this shit means!! Y'ALL JUST KEEP PICKING REALLY FITTING THINGS FOR JUNO TO READ YOU FOR FILTH!!!! > AnyRespectingYourPrivacyByKnockingButExertingMyAuthorityAsYourParentFriendByComingInAnyways, we all rush into the room to find Nova in Type 2 Catatonics (Type 1 is when allies go down in combat) and Juno engrossed in her fascination over whatever the fuck just happened to Nova. Damage control is run such as greater restoration, standard healing, and Kirin Nat20 #MazeStepping up to Barley to warn him in case shit gets real > Eventually Juno is forced away from Nova (at which point she #FlashBang teleports away) > #CritCount4, #GoodCrits3, #BadCrits1, #FinalCritCount > NEXT!!!

S167 Crit Count: Serenas Nat20 Fishing Check, Romad Nat20 nature check, Nova Nat1 Burden Con Save, Kirin Nat20 Navigation maze step