S168 Recap: You Get The Joke Now! | Ep111: Undrunks Your Gremlin

General Summary

Hey so remember when I said the Consequences of your actions were Future You's problem? Well that's you now. > #TheFutureIsNow #ConsequencesTime > Kirin dreams a little dream of what is initially another re-dreaming of #TheCrow'sLie but slowly corrupts into something more menacing until eventually Kirin is being chased by the greatest villain of Rianan history in the last few millenia! Everyone's Most Deeply Beloathed!! THE GREEEEEN DEAAAAATHHHHH!!! > #HoldForBoos > And we're running, aand we're runnnninggg, aaaannnndddd we'rreeee Runnn— Oh hey Isati! You're dreaming about your visions on the unending cycles of eternity and your place in that eternity? That's so neat! You should maybe help out your girlfriend tho. #SheDoesThat > NICE! Okay so everybody wake up and oh would you look at that Kirin has plants growing from her so lets stop that actually > #WeDoThat #Kinda > Great! Now roll initiative (Romad #GoodCrit) and fuck up this rum gremlin and the weird ass vine corgi it rode in on > #WeDoThat > Diva is SO drunk, Nova never really gets to anywhere cuz it's a big ship and they had to change destinations so many times that the combat ended before they even made it past the bend in the stairway. > #ItReallyDoBeLikeThat > Isati (who is also rather drunk) decides that she really isn't all that fond of it and decides to SUPPRESS the DRUNKEN AURA with dispel magic and a little bit of #DrunkenLuck > “Stop That!” > #GoodCritLuckCheez > And, get this, SHE UNDRUNKS YOUR GREMLIN!!!!!! > #Congratulations! #YouGetTheJokeNow! > AnyWhyIsTheRumGone, I'm sure other stuff happened after that but that's literally the only thing I really cared about in that fight so we can just move on to the aftermath of Undrunking everybody but Diva and realizing with mild horror that the only member of The Cosmonaught capable of removing curses is Athenos > #Mysara'sMagicalSoupStaysWinning > #CritCount2, #GoodCrits2, #BadCrits0, #FinalCritCount > NEXT!!!

S168 Crit Count: Romad Nat20 Initiative, Isati Nat20 Aura