S21 Recap: Plague Hounds & Potted Plants

General Summary

CHUPACABRA SURPRISE! > Horses get nommed > Most of the party decide to attack with magic or blade, Nova swings their sword & sickle, Romad witch bolts, Serenas H.M.'s and shoots, and Isati does a colour spray > Corayas decides to tackle the bastard > #PARKOUR! > He doesn't knock the bitch off but at least he didn't eat shit on the jump > The plague hounds fail to nom. Not a single one can get a lick of blood. > #ThirstyBitches #LoveToSeeIt > Also the blinded one runs under the horses and gets his ass trampled > #HoofStomp > Nova does a mercy kill, Seranas keeps sniping, aaaaaaand then the horses freak the fuck out > Corayas and the chupacabra he was scrapping with get launched back into the wagon > Romad finishes off the witch bolted bitch and runs up on one of the bitches up front > Romad immediately after doing that: “I'm in danger now” > #F > Isati blasts a fool and puts Gylfie on Gwyf duty. > Corayas douses the chupacabra in the wagon to no effect > #CorayasUsedSplash > The rabid beast bites Corayas for max damage but on the plus side he doesn't have rabies. > More bites from the other two rabies boy-os > Nova kills and heals > Serenas snipes a bitch (I think?) and heals Romad (who I guess got bitten and I just forgot to call for that con save, so he might have rabies) > Toll calms the front horses while the rear horses continue to flip their shit > Romad gets stabby > #DaggerDagger<strike>Dagger</strike> > Isati continues to prove Eldritch Blast Supremacy while also enabling Gwyfs sticky fingers > (“Sling? What sling?”) > Corayas casts shatter, and gets to enjoy the briefest glimpse of the chupacabra getting bucked right up into the center of the spell before he turns into a potted wisteria. > #BonsaiBoi > Luckily while he's combined with Scribius he has Scribius wack ass magic vision (But longer range apparently since technically Scribius can only see out to 10 feet rn) > The remaining bastard makes one futile effort at attacking Romad, gets lightly lit on fire by Nova, and shishkebab’d by Seranas. > With combat over, Isati chases her brother around trying to retrieve her sling and Romad laments that he didn't get to try out his new rapier yet. > And that's where we'll pick up next week!