S30 Recap: Serenas And The Terrible No Good Very Bad Night

General Summary

“The music fades out... It's dead quiet...” *BWAMP BWAMP* /flooding intensifies/ > #What'sNewPussycats > Romad channels his parents while Nova takes charge (“Kirin take the lead!”) > #JaguarTime > O wack, a dead end... Or is it?! > When Are Walls, Not Walls? Answer: ˙ǝslɐℲ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥ┴ uǝɥM > Another trap and some microaggressions later > Corayas: “... and you'll stay right here until, until your mums and dads hug you! Right?” > The Not-Twin Troublemakers (Mari & Neva): RIGHT! > And then they proceed to follow Corayas' instructions to the letter. > Until of course Serenas and Romad notice. > Going for the grabs, Neva gets caught by Serenas and proceeds to fucking monch > SerenasAndTheTerribleNoGoodVeryBadNight.png > Mari on the other hand is quite elusive and makes a break for it > Meanwhile, at the back of the pack, the water's rising fast and Isati takes a fall which leads to Gwyf doing the same (the kids are doing fine tho) > Kirin cuts Mari off, gets sand in her eyes (#PocketSand), but still manages to nyoink the rushing child out of the air > Back to the back, Nova yeets Isati so they can collapse the tunnel. > When Is A Roof, Not A Roof? Answer: ¡ℲOO oפ pᴉnɹp ǝɥ┴ sǝʞɐW ʇI uǝɥM > (This also deafens like half the group.) (Cause loud.), #ThunderIsLoud #KnowledgeBomb > Gwyf goes to help, trades places with Isati, and is immediately and easily coerced into tackling Serenas! > AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO! IF NOT FOR YOU MEDDLING FOLKS AND YOUR DAMN 22! > With a little help, Nova remembers that no bonds can hold a druid > When Is A Tiefling, Not A Tiefling? Answer: ƃuᴉɥ┴ ʎʇsɐǝq ǝɥ┴ op ʎǝɥ┴ uǝɥM > With the water cut off, and the druid limping but free, we fast forward are way out of the rat dens just in time to teach the children swear words in a plethora of languages! > One particularly grand “FUCK!” also happens to break the floodgates of laughter for some old friends! > #ReturnOfTheRatBastards > A laughter so raucous that despite only lasting a few seconds, it left the DM's throat scratchy for days. > #CommitToTheBit #FirDarrigFun > Said ratboi's dip upon discovery, laughing all the way into the night. > And with that, the night's adventures come to a close, the kids are walked home, Serenas tries to go full PTA Parent on Hippie Parent™ > Mari's dad: “Awww sweetie, did you eat the rich? Let's get you some hot cocoa!” > #RipSeranas #HalflingParenting > Nova starts a far from restful sleep, and Isati cuddles up with Gwyf > LEVEL 5 MOTHERFUCKERS! > and that's where we'll pick up next week! > Or like... Tonight... Cause I forgot about this all week…