S32 Recap: Except For The Jaguar; She’s New

General Summary

We make travel decisions much faster than expected > Isati has her dream finally! > Starball: “Please take care of yourself, love. I worry so much.” > Isati: “I am trying!” > "I know love, I know. Anyways you know I can't stay long but before I go, don't forget I can give your boon a little more juice. She can be very helpful if you let her, darling." #BuffTheBoonBird #BlastingOffAgain > Also Corayas finally get time to talk to his parents! > "Something bad happened and I can't tell you what happened in detail but it made me think that maybe you were right and I was really sad for a while, but my friends helped me through it #ExceptForTheJaguar, #She'sNew, so it's ok but I really wanted to come home so I did cause I was really sad for a little bit > Corayas' parents say some very heartfelt things here which is not the emotion these recaps are good at conveying, so instead we're gonna jump ahead to... > Cora: “Mijo you didn't get them pregnant did you???” Corayas: “EUGH MOM!” > oop > too far forward, lets try this again > Rewind.gif > “Corayas are you in trouble with the mafia?? Is that why you can't talk about what happened?” > Everyone scrambles to find a reason for Corayas to know Pazuka was mafia > SpongebobBrain.Gif > Corayas: “No but I'm friends with one actually! We met at this party and she was really cool but the party got interrupted but that's ok cuz we ended up doing some work for her later an-” “Corayas you're not dating this mafia lady are you?” /gasp/ “Mijo you didn't get her pregnant did you???” > Corayas: “EUGH MOM! No! No see, my friends taught me this word! Asexual! I am asexual!” > #PregnantPause > Cora: “Sooooo, does this mean you're going to adopt orrr? (Corayas: “mmooo...) “Cause they don't need to be blood but I would like grandchildren at some point.” > ...oooommmmmmmm!” > Cora. “What?! I'm just saying!” > Since your father and I struggled so much just to have you, giving you a little sibling isn't really an option.” No! That's gross! Dad help me out here!” > Guillermo: “Now Corayas, there's nothing gross about it.” > #TheDadMethod > #LalalalaI'mNotListening FingersInEars.png > Corayas: “Look all I'm saying is my friends #ExceptForTheJaguar, #She'sNew, helped me through a hard time and I love them all. Platonically. Oh Yeah! That's another new word they taught me! Platonic! > /more heartwarming content we're just gonna move past/ > “Also about your friends, you rolled into town with two half elves and one tiefling, when we met your friends one of them was either a very tall gnome, or a very skinny dwarf with no beard. And now there's two tieflings and one half elf?” > #It'sJustALittleConfusing > Corayas: “Yeah I uh, don't know if Romad would be ok with me explaining that one so I don't think I can explain that one either.” > (Romad: “Awww, thank you.”) > “It's just weird” “Yeah...” > Parents; “Well we're glad you've got such good friends.” > Corayas: “Yeah I love them all a lot, they're like another family.” “#ExceptForTheJaguar, #She'sNew.” > Cora: “So yeah, what *is* up with the jaguar lady anyways?” > “I don't really know either, tbh. We only met a few days ago, #She'sNew.” > Ok it's mostly heartwarming stuff after this so > #GoodTalk. > TO THE ROAD! > Selah: “Ok so now that we're out of town and it can't be fixed; Corayas never denied dating the mafia lady, lol.” > #oop > also > #RocksFallEverybodyDies > 2! > If an Old Lady is carrying a big basket of corn down the road, should you stop and help? > “Will you carry my burden?” > Nova: “Of course!” > Yes. But maybe not like that. > #YourBurdenNow > Also you hear a word you don't recognize, filled with immense power, in the voice of a god. > Have fun with that. :) > And That's Where We'll Pick Up Next Week!