S34 Recap: Starbirbs & Curvature

General Summary

We just be rollin > Got those hot Lowkeep days, some nice shade, and a good good breeze > Kirin grapples with her realization that she doesn't actually know much about wild jaguars (Serenas does tho so it's ok) > Isati takes some time to give Gylfie an upgrade > #MotherfuckinStarBirb > Also Serenas is getting real tired of the pea preventing him from being little spoon > MORE TRAVEL ROLLS! > We meet some nice but terrified women in need of directions > Successfully navigating that, Nova finally locks down a word long enough to speak it aloud > Con Save Time! > #Welp > Apparently these words in their head are super hard to pronounce and exhausting??? > #TheMoreYouKnow > “Anyways are we there yet? Like can we see it?” > Usually that pesky curvature of the planet limits sight to a few miles at best but thanks to Lowkeep being one huge fucking valley, you can see for days! (Literally!) > #PeskyCurvature #GeographyIsEverything > Some dudes stop us at the gates and don't seem very receptive to questions > Also they don't like Corayas for some reasons! > Rude! > Anyways as they're checking in the board house the party is informed why dropping names is not a good idea > And that's where we'll pick up next week!