S37 Recap: This Magic Shop Definitely Existed Ten Seconds Ago

General Summary

Sadly no one gets lost :( > Nova books some office hours before they and Corayas pick up some tacos on the way back. > We learn very quickly that there is no such thing as “politely eating a taco” > #MessHallNotFreshHall > Serenas can't handle the heat but goes back for more anyways > #NoblePride #NovaIsConfused > Lunch talk finally gets around to the topic of the mission Kirin signed everyone up for and the enemy of all d&d parties pierces through from the outer realms into the game... > The truest of all foes.... > #SCHEDULING!!! > Anyways after all that the party decides to stock up on supplies, everyone grabs a common healing potion and sets off for the tinker shop since they decided against university bargain buys for now > SwiperSnap.gif > Ever the prepared Dungeon Mom, I spin the players a word picture of the greatest magnitude when they walk into the illustrious magic item shop that totally existed twenty minutes prior. > #WhaddyaWant?! > Nova manages to track down the only real weapon in the shop that just so happens to be very well suited to them > Fighting through the brain fog we little by little get everyone something > Isati nabs some unbreakable crochet needles for a cousin that miraculously crochets now > Serenas finds a eternally crumbling axe but passes it up in order to go halfsies with Corayas on some magic trucks for their skateboards > #SkateOrDie > Kirin buys a blissful talon that a young copper dragon bit off their own hand while trying not to laugh at an allegedly bad joke. > The players then demand to know the joke and guided by the rules of good improv the DM obliged to let them be the final judge of japery > So me and my friend were arguing about what meat's ok to put on tacos and he swore up and down that pig was the way to go and all I could think to say was “Por Que?” > #Improv #StandupComedy > Anyways that’s where most of us ended out the night with a brief extension for Romad to pick out some keys. > See y'all next week!