S38 Recap: Tia Supremacy And Sniper Sneks

General Summary

We EXIT the CITY > #NowWhat > We now take a break from our scheduled program to inform you on Ophidian Habitat Habits > “So is there anywhere like that around here?” “It is in fact like that all around here.” > #BackToYouJoe > When in doubt ask a farmer > Romad: “I'm gonna go round the outside (round the outside)” > “You hear an exclamation of pain and move to see a brown skinned human man standing next to shitty chariot but in the way that it's an ok chariot going through some hard times right now.” #StateOfShitty > Romad: “You see any snake monsters recently?” |“Not really, there were some couatls a few months ago but they're a good thing. Do you know what a couatl is?” |Romad: “No and I will soon forget again.” | “Right well anyways, either the old abandoned church or somewhere in the forest would be your best bet.” |Romad: “Cool, thx” > Meanwhile around front; an adorable elven child has answered the front door, quickly established herself as the one asking the questions, and accidently made Serenas self-conscious about his ears > #ChildrenJustSayShit > No!That'sTheThingI'mSensitiveAbout!JohnMulaney.gif > “So have you seen any snakes?” “What's a snake?” > Awwwwwww.gif > Isati: “It's like a lizard but it doesn't have legs.” > Morsella: “They don't have any legs?!?” > IguessI'mJustTooToughToCry.mp3 > (during all this Kirin is also doing her best to stay out of sight by hiding behind Corayas's backpack. This only sort of works.) > Morsella: “Alright well I have to go now because I have snacks to eat.” > /Seranas bows formally/ > /Morsella halfway through closing the door pushes it back open and gives her best go at a proper curtsey/ > #CutenessOverload > anyways we hit the road once more, church-ward bound > Also we remember that Nova got stabbed last night and Romad is still recovering from #ThatFuckingPea so they're both a little exhausted > Doesn't stop the party from absolutely demolishing the next survival check to sus out the church tho > It does however mean that none of them notice the sniper uphill from them > #I'veTheHighGroundAnakin! #FuckingSharpshooters > Isati gets them all under the cover of darkness and after a brief attempt at recon decide that the party's just gonna call it a day and stumble home under the mothlock's guidance > #TeamBuildingExercises > The mobile shadow bubble is quite the sight for the locals though as Tiamorsella'corcetta + parent(s?) are waiting at the gates > Kirin takes the mom aside to warn her and the party once again forgets civilians are not used to their brand of nonsense when Nova comes over to deal with the arrow still in Kirin's shoulder > #AreYouSureYou'reOkay??? > Locals successfully warned, the party makes their way back to Zona Rosa > The adventurer guild members go thattaway while everyone else heads back to the bunk house. > Serenas realizes how far behind on his paperwork he is and panics mildly, Kirin makes her report and trades a shortsword for a machete. > “You have three missives from your guild master and five from a woman named “Aona Proudthorn” based on what you said previously you have my condolences.” > #RestInPeace > And to cap off the session Romad and Isati have a heart to heart with Nova about their self-sacrificing tendencies > (Also debatably #RomadDoesAMicroagression but in this case Nova finds the act of skin tone solidarity comforting so it's ok) > And that's where we'll pick up next week!