S47 Recap: It’s Skate Or Die Dude. Either You SKATE! Or You DIE!

General Summary

We start off with the old classic; #SplitTheParty > Serenas and Corayas are on the hunt for jewellery but Serenas is #Exhausted and Corayas is driven by fate towards the most absolutely batshit fucking wild situations > Needless to say their #FunLessons lead into skateboarding at high speeds down the streets of Zona Rosa and neither of them knowing where the fuck they are > But that's fine cause what they do know is that they can see a dope fucking sesh opportunity and they're not gonna miss it. > DM: #SO. > The Players: #Welp...Fuck #That'sNeverAGoodSign > “Serenas, you're doing great sweetie.” “Corayas you still have cursed wheels and are also using the trucks of unreal air so I'm gonna need you to make a bunch of rolls.” “Oh would you look at that you got near max on both results! ☺” > #CorayasGetsTheFuckingNYOOMIES > Corayas is granted the opportunity to wild magic surge because this is peak chaos and adrenaline. Theoretically, this could make this situation so much worse but because it's Corayas he goes full anime, breaks through his limits (#PlusUltra!!!, #ThanksÓrio), and pulls one of the 6 possible results out of 50 that would save him (#HeartOfTheCards, #ResistanceToAllDamageMotherfuckers) > #KillingCorayasIsATragedyNotEvenTheDiceGodsWouldSubjectUsTo, #12%, #WildMagicLovesCorayas > BUT WAIT WE AREN'T DONE YET!! > THAT'S A FUCKING RADIAL GRIND TO NOLLIE OUT! HIS KNEES HAVE GOT TO BE KILLING HIM BUT GOOD GODS HE FUCKING KILLED THAT SHIT! > So anyways Corayas is proficient in skateboarding now because wild magic and also how the actual fuck. > He's also being crowded by onlookers but let's go see what everybody else is up to! > Ok ok Romad is out getting himself intentionally lost, that tracks > Oh! Nova apparently has been possessed by the need to find Romad and just starts walking, huh > Siren's Cove? Nope not there. Opposite direction? Nupz. Random Direction? No dice > #BetterLuckNextTime > Kirin is gonna stay in today but asks Isati to leave Gylfie behind when she goes to the temple in case shit goes down > Isati has decided she wants to maybe become more devout so returns to the temple of Aphrodite to ask some questions > Realizing how much time is left in the session we blaze through a quick Q&A with Head Priestess Lupa, jump back to Nova deciding to also go to the temple so they can apologize for causing a scene, briefly watch as Nova gets recognized as the one who summoned Aphrodite and absconds the fuck out of there when people start swarming (Nova escapes by crying to be left alone and making the mob of curious kin feel really bad about their actions), next in this lightning rounds of scenes we jump back to #TeamFunLessons where Serenas has marco-polo'd Corayas' landing zone & freed him from the crowd, together they convince the crowd to lead them to a jewellery store so Serenas can buy a pretty ring, and finally we'll top it all off with Gwyf fucking with an oblivious Kirin who doesn't realize the Why game is supposed to be annoying. > Drama was avoided for now but can it last forever? Find Out Next Week On: These Fucking Punks!