S5 Recap: The Many Thanks

General Summary

Ratboys Detained > talos gently soothes the still conscious fir darrig to sleep by punching it in the face repeatedly > Ratboys further detained and restrained > the gang discusses the most effective means of waking their captives > they decide to shake, the fir darrig decides to scream > #tit4tat > The DM spends approximately the next hour embracing the revelry > Talos: “Why'd you try and kill me?” > Fir Darrig 1: “Kill?! Not Kill!!” |FD 2: “Only Maim!” |FD 3: “ Or seriously injure!” > “You came into my *field*, and you *kicked* my house!!” > Fir Darrigs: “hey, hey, hey! Hey lionblood! Lionblood hey! Little Chimera! Hey! Over here!” > Nova: “What?!” > Fir Darrigs: “Bitch.” > Nova: Shut up and answer our questions! (roll intimidate w/ disadvantage; Nattie 1) > Fir Darrigs (unfazed): ha! No no no, like this > “SHUT UP AND ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS!” #NightmareMischiefREPRESENT > Talos: “Children Behave.” proceeds to cave in the skull of one of the Fir Darrigs > #rude > “What do you know about the recent killings” “hey you're talking to the wrong fey, we're fir darrigs not Fer Doirich, OkNowWereGettingSomewhere.gif > The party proceeds to shoot the shit with the rat boys till dusk > FDs: “yea, I guess you guys can come through, here have some flour, would you like some food as well?” > Party: “No thank you...” > TheDmWillRememberThat.png > Party: #fuck > “How about some drugs?” Talos; “sure” > every1 else: “No thank you” > ,,, > #Fuck. > TBC