S65 Recap: Mousamachia Set 1; Mardis & The Gras | Ep.8 The Tournament Begins

General Summary

#FeelTheVibes #LETSGOOOOOOO!!!! > Oh yeah we recappin btw lol > yadda yadda exposition yadda yadda crowds cheering yadda yadda opening ceremony > #YaddaYaddaLife > Also Kirin spots some other rianan > #Neat. #IKnowThatGuy! > I definitely don't flub the band's name. Nope. Doesn't happen. > Also we fightin tegokka!! #LilGeckoPeople #Mardis&TheGras > Romad: “Can I get big without ruining my clothes? I wanna be big.” > #RomadIsNowBig > We lay some seeds for future fights > #LoveThatLoveThat > Obligatory moment to declare our undying love for Dreadlord Corvis #MonarchOfMadness > Isati is Isati and compares the outfits of other bands and is quite pleased > I then struggle to do announcer voices while also revealing literally all the tea on the PCs to hype them up for a sway advantage. > Also Kirin instantly goes through all the stages of grief over the death of any chance of having a quiet life ever again. > Getting away with keeping even a remotely low profile? #BitchYouThought&YouThoughtWRONG > Because of this, you bitches start with a fuck ton of sway which is a huge advantage. #ThanksPazuka! > That being said Serenas takes this opportunity to just roll with it and pulls Romad into a big ol kiss (oh yeah also it's Nat20 Performance and the crowd fucking Loves That Shitᵗᵐ) > Also hi, how's it going, I'm literaly not going to be tracking crits in recap for tournament matchs because I'm lazy and y'all rolled so much. Will just be including the crit count at the end. > Anyways higlights of opening performance include: Scribius is not straight, in fact they are so Genderᵗᵐ, Corayas has advantage and uses #TidesOfChaos much to my glee, Isati lives up to her Starlight Princess monicher with some dope star shit, Romad then goes full badass illusionist and shows the entire final boss fight with Fer Doirich, (There are so many crits happening btw. So Many). > Also Consistent Musical Style Who? > #ItJustWorks > Anyways y'all fucking dominate that opening performance to a terrifying degree. > #TheCrowdGoesFuckingWild!!! > ALSO! #Let'sFuckingMOSH!!! > We teleport all about the field, Serenas kicks it off with a hail of thorns, Nova signs to Corayas to tell the story of Aphrodite (They definitely had enough time in a six second round to do this because time is fake and this is more fun), in more fake time content; Kirin takes her turn here because I obvs wouldn't forget her, she takes the #HighGroundAnakin and starts laying into the biggo boi, Diva (Who you all know and love for some reason. Even tho this was written and posted the week of November 1st 2021) does some #HotGirlShit but Kirin succeeds on the Wisdom saving throw (A vision of the future told me this will be a trend), Romad than does #HotGuyShit but more successfully. > LAIR ACTION TIME! > Everyone in the bird gets a point of inspiration because fuck the other band lol > anyways back to recap'n Marroosaccer rages, whifs hard, and then hits hard. Also He is SCARY af fuck while doing it. Not these fucks care, buffed with heroism that they are. Mardi then hits Isati with hideous laughter which sadly takes her out of the fight for a solid nyoink of time, because the dice keep being mean to Moth >:[ , (Like multiple Nat1's mean ) > Pinethrush tries to switch it up but fails and that's round 1! > Anyways See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S65 Crit Count: Serenas Nat 20 Kiss, Nova Nat20 Initiative, Maroosaccer Nat1 Performance, Nova&Romad Nat 20 performance, Kirin Nat1 Performance. Maroosaccer nat1 attack & Nat 20 Intimidation, Isati Nat1 Wisdom saves (there was two but one got negated), Serenas Nat 20 CHA save > #CritCount10 #FinalCritCount