S67 Recap: Mousamachia Set 1; Mardis & The Gras 3 | Ep. 10 First Battle Under Our Belt

General Summary

Starting out strong with immediately forcing Serenas to make a Strength save (he succeeds) from Skyfall and intense deliberation over the lair action (points of inspiration) which gives us this gem > Selah (simping for mean women): “Diva deserves an inspiration point honestly” > Alias (teasing Selah): “You can flirt after the fight.” > Selah (wistfully): “Ah, I wish…” > Now obviously this was written and posted the week of November 15th so I can't say for sure… But I have a feeling this we'll be relevant in the future > #WeirdSoup #WibblyWobbly #SimpingForMeanWomen > Also we're just zooming forward to Isati's eldritch blast flashing off all the clothing she made for the party (Also an amazing Performance check once inspiration )> #SparklePunks > Corayas heckles Marroosaccer do zero effect and with a little halfling luck avoids a Nat1 on his performance check. > Biggo Barbarian then takes a roll down the hill when that Skyfall hits to cries of “Get His Ass!” > also [Insert Nova.Bitch] > Serenas shatters the reaver despite the usual laws of magic, Nova pulls of a 31 performance from a 14 on the d20, and Kirin gives the ol #Crit&Cry and flashes with shadow and inversion > I take a moment to lament just how much shit I was forgetting just in time for both Isati and Serenas to nat 20 pillar against the Skyfall > #StrongMoff #TeamMeddlingRomantics > Romad crits hard against Mardi taking him out before he could become a fucking primal dinosaur > with Mardi down Maroossacre fails his con save against the lair action but goes on to pillar with a whopping 30 and he then walks the skyfall inward as The Gras accelerates the tempo > #DopeBruteShit #AtlasGambit > Kirin and Isati are both caught beneath the skyfall while the #Songbirds both escape, Romad crit pillaring in the process. > BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS‽‽‽ IT'S ISATI! AND SHE'S GOT THE COSMIC CONDUIT FEATURE!!! > #HotMothShit #FallenExileFavs #HDYWDT? > and with a shining burst of starlight all hone in on the final pillar, pushing down, down, down and with a final POP Maroosaccer is banished, the match ends, and Isati looks Gwyf dead in the face. > #MatchOneWon #GPS #GwyfPositioningSystem > Oh also we invite them to dinner lmao. (This one I actually knew was going to be a trend) > Anyways, See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S67 Crit Count: Isati Nat20 performance(was a nat1 and 2 first btw), Marroosaccer Nat20 Wisdom Save (corayas heckle), Kirin nat20 attack, Serenas & Isati nat20 pillar saves, Romad nat 20 attack (I make a comment here that we'd gotten 8 by this point so 2/3 of the missed crits were not said out loud for sure), Marroosaccer Nat 20 wis save, Diva Nat20 performance, Romad Nat20 pillar save, plus whatever the third unknown crit was, #CritCount11 #FinalCritCount