S69 Recap: Nice. | Ep. 12

General Summary

“Alright you drunk bastards, what are you doing?” > #ColdOpen > Kirin is Lead Cat in her #CatHerding endeavours > Drunk men are being drunk and Kirin is smacking Romad's shoulder anytime she understands raunchy celestial that are the same in horkoi > Also she's been to the front steps of the library four times before the rest get there > the librarian (clearly wanting anything else than for a group of drunk adventurers to wander into their library past midnight): “Riiighhht...” > #WhyNPCsHatePCs > anywhoozle Nova & Corayas are nodding off in the children's section lol > #Awww #RudeAwakeningTime>:3 > Also Nova is apparently so sleepy they've forgotten what drunk people are > #No #You'veDefinitelySeenThemBefore > Scribius meanwhile is just making winky face drawings in the air behind the sleepy library duo > Nova takes their number for the #PunchKirin'sEx queue. > #GetInLineBuddy > #KirinCatHerdingEndeavoursTWO!! #KirinIsSoRelentlesslyNotHorny #CatnipDoesn'tCountAsMagicalMeans > #GaeleeSongRound2 #TrechellianRhapsody > Also Nova casually drops their tragic backstory again > Diva: #That'sRoughBuddy > Kirin invites Diva to #StayTheNight so she doesn't have to sleep on the beach (Nova: “I wouldn't recommend it, #YouMightGetStabbed) > #StabbinOnTheBeachDooDuDooDooo #NovaDeadpanStrikesAgain > Also Kirin was oblivious to the flirtatious implications of her invitation (Selah on the other hand

) > #IsSelahSallesianCanon? #ThereAreManyBenefitsToBeingAHotTegokka > Diva; “So Faelyn is a potential shapeshifter and Serenas hero worships him, what if he had hots for teacher but then projected those emotions forward onto Romad??” > #I'veConnectedTheTwoDots #IsThisAnything? > Romad (Holding Up The Wrong Hand): “Ok but which one of us is wearing The Ring‽” > Kirin: #LemmeJustFixThatRealQuick > #MomFriendWithZoomies #MazeltovBitch > Kirin utilizes her anti-darkvision bullshit to make Romad float! Also Romad turns into Corayas > Elisen looks out of a window just in time to witness this 2am scene and get very confused. > Elisen then informs Serenas of this. > Serenas: “Oh yeah you can't see Kirin in the dark!” > Elisen: “… Why??” > “…” > Serenas doesn't know and we once again start in on the purring. > #PurrGate2k18 > SMASH CUT > Drunk Romad (To Corayas & Nova): “So are you guys dating yet?” > #RecordScratch > Nova blushes head to toe and storms out of the room which prompts a slightly concerned Corayas to ask “Is that a good or bad reaction?” > #ItWasAnOverwhelmedOne > Diva: “I leave for two seconds but what the fuck did I just miss?!? > #BadTiming > Gwyf takes this perfect opportunity to roll a Nat1 Stealth check while crawling along the ceiling and knock a bunch of pots to the ground > #FUCK! #Abort!Abort!Abort! > Also Kirin is still high so Diva agrees to room with her and keep on eye > Isati also joins the other gals, mostly just to ask what the noise at first but sticks around for late night sleepover talks > Also Gylfie gets resummoned at some point > Also also the last half of this session really is just the “And we tell the npc about everything we've done so far” except it actually gets played out in character lmao > Also also also, Diva rolls a Nat 20 history check at some point in all this about the Remnants of De'Saal which is apparently a interest of hers. > #ExplainingTheBurden™ > Ok #CuddlePuddle Time > Isati also gets some patron talk time with everybody's favourite he/him lesbian, gets a new (slightly sad) spell, and apologizes on Kirin's behalf. > “Corayas!!” > Corayas: “!!” > Scribius frantically shoves some memories into the back of the dreamspace out of Corayas' perception, before immediately info dumping about and empath-sharing to Corayas all of the new sensations they experienced, including inebriation… > #WildMagicSurge! #FeatherBeard…TWO!!! > Corayas then sneezes at the top of his very powerful lungs waking Nova with a jolt > Nova (Looking at a room covered in feathers): “Adult Life Is Already So Gods Damned Weird…” > #I'mGoingBackToSleep > Scrib and Corayas then proceed to have the most in character conversation they've ever had. > Like peak ADHD. > Also everybody leveled up if that wasn't clear lmao > #LevelUp #Level7 #ThatTookWayTooLong(23Sessions) > Anyways, See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S69 Crit Count: Gwyf Nat1 Stealth, Diva Nat20 History, #CritCount2 #FinalCritCount