S70 Recap: Six Seconds Of Madness | Ep. 13

General Summary

Hangover's are magicked away if they exist & Nova is pointedly ignoring Corayas > #HealthyCommunicationIsOnceAgainForgotten > Anyways the band this time is a reference to an old 80s cartoon because of course it is > #Krystal&TheH'lalgrams #Jem&TheHolograms > Starting off strong with two good crits and no roll lower than Kirin's dirty 20 on the opening performance we are once again reminded how insane y'all are > They're also doing cool shit with dragons, both starlight & crystal but I don't say anything out loud so I'm gonna assume no crits > Opening Performance Round 2 goes the opposite for Nova with a bad crit but Serenas covers for them with his own good crit > also Isati does some #StarlightSewing > Unfortunately, the H'lalgrams outdo Bows & Roses enough to take the second round of the opening performance > Op3 goes similarily with Nova being out of it and getting another bad crit and but the other band coming out on top > #RipNova #AtLeastTheyHaveFlameBladeNow > Moth: “I do feel a little bit better that we're not absolutely wrecking the other team this time. I felt a little bad about that.” > #Foreshadowing #(◕‿◕✿) > #WaterParkTime! > The star druid Esmeralda teleports into the air to get that sweet sweet skystrike on Romad (leaving her dazed) > #WorthIt #DefinitelyDoesn'tResultInHerGettingMerc'dLater #ThatWouldWildTho > First up Nova lays into Kimberyl (“the pink haired bitch”) with their flame blade and offhand attack, swaddling themself in #FlamesOfPhlegethosRhea as a result > #MountainMomma #NewFeatGoofin > Kirin then goes back on her dread ambusher bullshit with a black lotus assault and eviscerates the everloving shit out of Esmeralda and gives that #RallyingCry > #Kirin'sAFuckingBadBitch #TechnicallyNotOutYetTho > Serenas critically creates stage fog with fog cloud for dramatic affect > #TheGodsLoveYou #TheGothsAlsoLoveYou #EspeciallyKirin > Also the only member of the Hlalgrams that rolled well on initiative doesn't have any fucking healing spells lmao rip > #LikeFuckEmRight? > The Dancing Dragon takes a protective stance over the druid and takes a swipe at Romad who is also forced to vibe > #HeSimplyMustVibe > Romad then rages, drops both silent image and his mask (not that he notices the latter) > Anyways Nova is engaged so we get a rage sneak attack for even more damage > #TheWholePointOfRogueBarbarianMulticlassHonestly #SwayWithMe > #YouBeatMietteInOpeningPerformance??! #LossForYou!! #LossForThousandsOfYears!!! > Gods: “I've literally never had enough of these guys” > Krystal does the thing the other one was gonna do and healing words & Switches w/ Esmeralda > Corayas tries to steal control of the performance, gets told they rolled a 2 because #Portent > #RIP #BetterLuckNextTime > BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS‽‽‽ IT'S HISUI! AND SHE'S GOT THE PLAYED-BY-JADE UNLUCKY TRAIT!! AND SHE ROLLED A NATURAL 1!!! > #LiterallyWhyAreWeLikeThis #We'reOnlyHalfwayThroughTheFirstRound #CorayasBreakingThroughTheBoundsOfFate #MakingÓrioProud > And just to unintentionally rub salt in the wound Corayas heckles the druid > “Does Scribius add their stuff to this?” “Unless you're seducing her, no.” > #ThanksIHateIt > Corayas (Completely Genuine): “Oh can you not, can you not handle the moshpit? Okay.” > #FuckingOuchMyDudes #ThatShitHURTED #That'sRoughBuddy > Kimberyl: “Well shit, guess I gotta go off.” > I then fucking go full ham with sword bard shit even as every attack against Nova results in the #FlamesOfRhea and in one case a hellish rebuke that triggers a mage slayer reaction attack > The fiery retaliations however KO Beryl and a flaming lion goes to devour her tiny body but the arena magic teleports her away just in time > #Don'tFuckWithDemigods #NotEvenNova'sTurn > Nova has the #FlamesOfRhea dispelled temporarily but critically resists any attempts at heckling them because they are pissed. > #JustDon't > “Anyways Isati it's your turn so go kill em I guess” > Isati flies over Nova, has Gylfie land on Nova's shoulder, and says, “Please don't hurt my friend.” > #EldritchBlast×2 #EldritchBlastSupremacy > Isati doesn't knock her out but does bring her low enough for Nova… To Do What Nova Does. > DESOLATION. > Nova stomps over to Krystal (“Oh Fuck.”) and brings down that flame blade in a massive slash straight down her chest that tears through the space she once was and the overflowing fire carries ever forward, splitting the rushing rivers in a blaze of fire both holy and infernal > #YouGuysAreFuckingINSANE!!! > Anyways with a Natural 20 + 8 + 2d12 for a FIFTY FUCKING ONE PERFORMANCE > Y'all are insane, that would've been a nat1 without advantage btw. LICH-erally what the fuck > #LICHerally #WeDon'tInviteTheseOnesToDinner> Anyways, See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S70 Crit Count: Nova, & Isati Nat20 Op1, Nova nat1 performance Op2, Serenas Nat20 performance Op2, Nova nat1 performance Op3, NPC Nat20 at some point in the opening performance, Isati Nat1 initiative, Serenas Nat 20 initiative, Serenas Nat20 Performance, Nova Nat20 Wisdom Save, Esmeralda Raya Nat20 something, Nova's batshit nat20 performance, #CritCount12 #FinalCritCount