S71 Recap: Kingsblood Part 1 | Ep. 14: Holy mother of Critical Roles!

General Summary

“Roll a Deception Check against the entire Audience” > #NotFoolingAnyone > Also I've decided I'm just going to throw in a bunch of out of context quotes in these going forward so have fun with that lmao > “Make it 3 Directions or I Kill You!” > “You asked Nova & Corayas if they'd confessed to each other yet and they haven't talked to each other yet! > #YouDoneFuckedUp #ScribiusNat20DrawingOfSaidFace > Romad apologizes to Nova and Serenas tells Corayas he's his favourite (not counting fiance obvs) > #PrivateConversationsInTinyRooms #GrewUpInTheAddamsVillacFamily > “Hey Jade, how would I deal pillow damage?” “Better question; why do you have a pillow in this changing room?!?” > #NearestSoftThrowableObject > FIGHT TIME! > So much strategy going on but really this is just insanity > The Opening Performance is just an occilation of good crit bad crit but holy shit is it so many crit. > “Thanks Jade's friend for also having trypophobia!” > Every single one of these Bows & Roses motherfuckers go before the Lair Action. Literally all of them. > Anyways Serenas rolls his third natty twenty in a row, OBLITERATING a song bird > #SerenasHatesBirds #SerenasSaidFuckCuicaitoa #DC16CharismaSavingThrowAin'tShit #DidThatBitchLikeAPigeonInBaseball #LookMom! > Romad on the other hand #GoodCrit Hides (#Don'tLook) before snek attek'n Coro > Kirin once again on her dread ambusher bullshit starts focusing down Tao from below the grass > #KirinHatesDeer #PredatoryInstincts #NoReactionsAllowed > Also says fuck nat1 stealth rolls cause gloamveil > #Accessorize > Anyways Tao starts laying stunning strikes into Serenas who literally cannot stop rolling #GoodCrits btw > Tao on the other hand gets a #BadCrit > #smdh > Anyways Fintir (the hawk) expertly flys through the canopy to deliver some biggo heals because the initiative rolls this fight were insane > And Now It's The Eight Year Old's Turn (: > #AHHHH #He'sATeenagerByKenkuStandardsButStill8 > Nova says no you can't have control. (Nat20 + bend luck, #JustInCase) > Nova then takes their turn. Also heckles the lion successfully > And then, & fucking then > #EldCRITchBLAST!!! > hits Rekca with both with activates the field of stars, popping Fintir, and dealing massive damage, and giving a #RallyingCry > The lair action still hasn't happened yet btw. Corayas still needs to take his turn. > He casts confusion. My bane, my enemy. > Rekca fails. This will cause problems. > Also Corayas heckles the 8y/o to no effect > “ugh, you wouldn't understand” > Anyways That's All Folks! See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S71 Crit Count: Scribius Nat20 Art (romad “oh I fucked up” face), Op1: Isati Nat20, Op2: Rekca (Intimidation Nat20), & Corvis (Performance Nat20), Op3: Rekca Nat1 Intimidation, Nova & Serenas Nat 20 Performance, Romad & Serenas nat20 initiative, Serenas Nat 20 attack against Cuicaitoa, Romad Nat 20 Stealth, Serenas Nat 20 Con Save, Tao Nat 1 attack, Fintir (hawk familiar) Nat20 Acrobatics (canopy navigation), Nova Nat 20 Performance (This was missed in the session tally itself and only caught in a rewatch of the recording), Isati Nat 20 Eldritch Blast, #CritCount16 #FinalCritCount