S72 Recap: Kingsblood Part 2 | Ep. 15: There Go The Rangers

General Summary

I finally have my opening spiel down pat lmao > Lair Action puts the audience on the edge of their seats but even without that Coro still fizzles out one of her eldritch blasts with a #BadCrit (the other one hits romad tho) > She then casts shattersong as she charges down the #Horseboy on her (technically Iun'Dal's) horse > Serenas, obviously used to getting charged by horses, gets #GoodCrit on the Strength save (Not on the shattersong save tho) > Rekca is confused and can't do shit and rolls a #SudsyOne on his end of turn save. > Serenas then uses zephyr strike to get out of dodge before loosing all their magic buffs into a #GoodCrit assault on Coro > #BecauseOfCourse #SonglockDown > Romad sneak snipes Rekca with a strength dagger which gets cutting words'd below Rekca's very beefy AC > #IWillSmiteOneOfYouFuckersBeforeThisIsOver > Also Kirin keeps Tao in check with #FanFavourite black lotus assault > #NoReactionsForYouSir > Tao pierces through the shadow armour disadvantage to tear into Kirin first hit, with exception of a single #BadCrit on the second strike > #DopeMonkShit > Iun'Dal dispels Kirin's mage hands because I didn't wanna miss my chance to do this and gets a #RallyingCry off shredding the sickest fucking riff on his guitar > Dreadlord Corvis #MonarchOfMadness fails to break confusion with a cacophony but does get showered in love by the audience with a good good #GoodCrit performance > #SweetPreciousDreadlordMonarchOfMadness > Nova entangles Rekca, starblasts happen, and Corayas slows tempo and fails to heckle Rekca > #NoHeckleMyRekcle > Lair action heals and we now begin the #FuckSerenas initiative > #RevengeForBirb #IWantThatTwunkOBLITERATED!! > Serenas just barely holds on through Coro's spellcasting only to get got by a #KingOfTheSadBois enhanced horse trampling > #BirdsHateSerenasRightBack #TwunkDowned > Rekca finally gets to let off some frustration on his ol' sparring buddy! > First missing, and second one hitting but Kirin's shadow armour disadvantage cancelling out a crit smite > #FuckingGoddamnLuckyMotherFuckers > Actually wait rollies! > Because pack tactics and weirdness! > AND I WIN ROLLIESS!!! > #JadeDeservedThisWinTBH #SorryKirin > anyways regardless of how this combat ends there's no way y'all lose this set so it's fine > #PredestinedMotherfucks > Serenas makes one death save but doesn't get up right away > Romad, too rage filled to think strategically, rushes Rekca with a Nat20 stealth AND a Nat20 sneak attack > #PoorKitty #GetRekc'dRekca #SwayingTheOdds #KittyDown > Tao decides he needs to remove variable and #DoubleTaps both Kirin & Serenas, taking them out before spending his last ki point on a #FlurryOfBlows against Romad > Nova is getting Pissed and does dope shit about it when someone tries to wrest control of the performance from them > #GoodCrit > Corvis: “Well, it's all up to me now…” > DREADLORD CORVIS JOINS THE FRAY!! > Everyone: “The Child?!?” > This boy is not built to be out here but he is now > #RomadHitTheChild #DoIt. #DoooooEeeeet!! > Also Corvis heals up Rekca > #SweetEdgyBirb > Nova casts flame blade, #JoinsTheFray, and swings at Rekca only to get deflected by his shield. Which has the holy symbol of Rhea on it (: > Nova: “You Worship My MOM?!” “My Goddess Is Your Mother???” > #MotherOfLions #SoHappyYouFoundOutThisWay #We'llHaveToTalkLater! > The flames manage to bring Rekca down again btw > #SorryMom > Corayas disrupts shattersong with a heckle + cacophony combo so Coro charges Nova, whose swaddling flames burst at impact taking out Rekca for good and hurting the horse as well. > Okay But It's Like Half An Hour Past Our Usual Cutoff Point So We'll Finish This Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S72 Crit Count: Coro Nat1 Eldritch Blast, Serenas Nat20 Strength save (Horse charge), Serenas Nat20 attack, Tao Nat1 Attack, Corvis Nat20 Performance, Rekca Nat20 Wis save against heckle, Rekca Nat20 SMITE!! FUCK YEAH!!!, Romad Nat20 stealth AND Nat20 Sneak attack, Tao Nat20 Performance, Nova Nat20 Performance, #CritCount11 #FinalCritCount