S73 Recap: Kingsblood Part 3 | Ep. 16: Blaze of Glory

General Summary

Romad: “Cool I'm gonna stab the eight year old.”, Everybody else: “NOOOOOOOO!!!”, Romad: “Yes.” > #RomadHatesBirdsAndChildren > It's ok tho because the baby emo birb (#It'sNotAPhaseMom!) hits right back when Romad dips, complete with the #BlessingOfTheWarGods > #Critcount1 #GoodCrits1 > And boy are those gods going for it because Tao also gets a blessing in their first attack Nova which allows them to knock them unconscious, before directing his third attack at Romad > #Critcount2 #GoodCrits2 > Iun'Dal commands Corvis to tap out while charging up his acid breath, Corvis —having just been stabbed for the first time in their life— decides to listen. > #GoodIdeaKid > The acid breath takes down Romad just as Nova gets a #GoodCrit on their death save, popping them right back up for a #RallyingCry > #Critcount3 #GoodCrits3 > Isati who once again shows off that #EldritchBlastSupremacy, taking down Tao and chipping away at Iun'Dal > Corayas: “I'm Not Heckling The Horse!” > The lair heals the punks because they have so much gods damned fucking sway that it was basically never Not in their favour > Coro also snaps back to reality, (oops there goes gravity) with that #Blessed(ByTheWarGods) #EldritchBlastSupremacy just barely not taking Nova down > #Critcount4 #GoodCrits4 > Unfortunately, all that singing has run her throat a lil raw, and Coro gets a #BadCrit on her Performance check > #Critcount5 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits1 > Romad Is The Danger In The Tall Grass Pokemon Professor's Warn You About (And the audience fucking loves it with #GoodCrit Performance) > #Critcount6 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits1 > Iun'Dal blasts brings up Tao with healing word before lining up some caustic breath on the punks > #NotGoingDownWithoutAFight > Corvis than starts #Healin'&Hecklin', bringing Coro back up and debuffing Romad > #NotLettingYouWinThisThatEasily > Also being stabbed is not treating Corvis' singing voice very well > Nova repeats last round's Heal + Inspire combo while Isati takes advantage of the #Clumping to blind Iun'Dal & Tao using Romad as a #CosmicConduit > Corayas has a plan >:3 nyehehehe > Step 1: Create a 3rd degree spell slot > Step 2: Cast Nathair's Mischief > Step 3: ??? (Charm them) > Step 4: Profit. (AKA #WildMagicSurge lmao for some +5hp at the start of each turn for 1 minute) > #WildMagicLovesCorayas > The audience thunderwaves Coro but not the fucking horse for some reason so who knows why the fuck this audience in a very horse hostile ecosystem care. > Coro #Get'sKnockedDown!ButSheGetsUpAgain! (#NeverGonnaKeepMeDown!) > Back on the horse, she #EldritchBlasts Romad knocking him unconscious while the horse charges Nova > Romad fails his death save with a natural 2 but a Sudsy -5(!) thanks to the successful heckle from #DreadlordCorvisMonarchOfMadness earlier which makes it an auto double fail, taking Romad out of the fight for good > “I'm sensing a little bit of bloodlust from you Jade.” > #WhoMe?Couldn'tBe! #FuckingBastards(Lovingly) > Tao, still blinded, circles around Nova to flank (ineffectively) but whiffs two out of three strikes, the second suffering the #BaneOfTheWarGods > #Critcount7 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits2 > The DM's voice is temporarily overtaken by a cyber demon > #AcidBreath...THREE! > Corvis heckles and holds an action while glaring down Nova > #FuckYouInParticular > Nova: “I cast flame blade”, Corvis: “Cacophony!” > #ItFails... #FUCK > Nova then proceeds to #GoodCrit Iun'dal with their flame blade, just barely dealing enough damage to knock them unconscious > #Critcount8 #GoodCrits6 #BadCrits2 > Corayas: “Seacaster is a better horse than yours!” > #CutToTheBone #GiggleFits > Corayas' #MischiefMagic sends the two running and Nova lashes out at the opportunity ripping Coro off the horse and onto the ground > While this would normally be her turn, the audience are on the edge of their seats and their tension at the final stand of this amazing mosh crushes Coro under the weight, forcing a natty 1 on her save and banishing her from the pit > #SheGetsKnockedDown!SheDoesNotGetUpAgain! > #Critcount8(+1) #GoodCrits6 #BadCrits2(+1) > Also the horse is giggling which is kinda concerning because horses really shouldn't be able to do that > #CrimesAgainstEquinity > Tao, truly the the MVP of this mosh for Kingsblood, taking Nova down with the #BlessingOfTheWarGods only for the #FlamesOfRhea to take Tao down with them; ending the mosh in victory for #Bows&Roses!! > #Critcount9(+1) #GoodCrits7 #BadCrits2(+1) #FinalCritCount > Anyways That's All Folks! See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S73 Crit Count: Corvo Nat 20 attack, Tao Nat20 attack, Nova Nat20 Death Save, Coro Nat20 Eldritch Blast, Coro Nat1 Performance, Romad Nat 20 Performance, Tao Nat1 attack, Nova Nat20 flame blade attack, Forced Nat 1 Death Save on Coro, Tao Nat20 attack