S74 Recap: “Except The Jaguar, She's Cool!” | Ep. 17

General Summary

The recording was a bit late starting but we're in the middle of talking about who remembers the fancy etiquette lessons they got months ago, (The answer is Scribius. Scribius is the only one who remembers despite having not even been fully conscious at the time.) > #QuillHacks2K18 > Nova (utilizing their 20 Charisma score to avoid talking about their feelings): “Why didn't you tell me Recka worshipped my mom!”, Kirin (Utilizing leftover tournament magic to reroll and get higher than Nova): “Bollocks, that completely slipped my mind, sorry. You still need to talk to Corayas.” > #TalksWithTeamTails #HealthyCommunicationQueen2 (Isati is #HealthyCommunicationQueen1) > “Scribius is independant writing quill that don't need no party member!” > #OutOfContextQuoteOfTheWeek > Meanwhile the #OmniescentVoiceInTheSky is only able to be heard at every other word > #Anywhoozle > After figuring out where dinner is happening, Romad starts suffering the consequences OF ATTACKING A LITERAL CHILD. > “Must.. Replace... CHILD!” > #OutOfContextQuoteOfTheWeek…TWO! > Also Kirin stops by the AUGMENT hall to prepare for a Romantic Giftᵗᵐ and the DM was surprisingly not prepared to do a valley accent because —and this is the #InContextQuoteOfTheWeek— “You were gonna be talking to a bunch of British Fucks.” > The clerk also asks whether Romad knows he drops his mask when he rages, because like, there's a betting pool going around?? > #ActuallyWaitNo #NoInsiderInformationThanks #RomadIsNotExactlyWhatOneWouldCallSubtleWithHisChangelingHeritage > Augment Clerk (In response to being corrected that the Aphrodite summoning was an accident): “Ok but that's worse?? Like you get how that's like, so totally worse right???” > #NPCsVersusThePCsAbsoluteNonsense > Serenas: “Mother, father, we've invited the ambassador of Asland, Sir Recka Lansa, and his party for dinner. Here are all the dietary needs to prepare an appropriately fancy dinner on short notice.” > Elisen: “…Roighht.” > Serenas mentions his pleasant surprise at Corayas and Kirin #BadCrits on an Intelligence check to put two and two together about the #QuillHacks2K18 > #CritCount1 #BadCrits1 #FinalCritCount (But also there's literally only 3 other rolls in this session so like, 25%) > Kirin then informs Romad about the betting pool, prompting Romad to say “Ehhh, it's fine. They Don't Know.” > “…” > “Romad do you have any idea how many times you've changed forms in public openly? It is enough that until this very moment, I didn't know you were trying to keep it a secret!” > Romad: “… well fuck you too.” > #ConfidenceAndAClipboardCanGetYouVeryFar #UnfortunatelyRomadIsMissingTheClipboard > Serenas: “Hey Corayas, Kirin asked me to talk to you about Nova but we both know I'm not very good at romance–”/ Corayas: “But you're engaged?” / “…You did see how that engagement went right??” / “I mean are you engaged or not?” > #NoNo,He'sGotAPoint #ThrewHimOffHisGroove > Serenas: “Ok, just, at some point, maybe not tonight, talk to Nova, and bring Scribius to help you say things that make sense.” / Corayas (Completely Genuine but clearly full of chaos beans): “I always make sense.” > #CamilloOnTheTopOfHisFuckingGameTonight > Okay cut to dinner time! > Also Corayas hair resists the taming, reclaiming it's title after it's prior defeat at the hands of Serenas > #Serenas:1/Corayas'Hair:2 #PlayingWithCorayas'Hair > While we stall for time so Moth can show up, Diva calls out some #TenorSaxophoneTendencies in Kirin > “I'm just saying, I only know so many people who get their ass kicked and go “I wanna do that again!'” > KermitTea.gif, #ButThat'sNoneOfMyBusiness > (Also Isati & Mothdad have been out on a #WildGwyfChase in case you were wondering.” > The Guests Have Arrived! > Serenas greets them all at the entrance with Romad on his arm, staring them all down icily. > The guests –excluding Corvis– do not react at all because they are nobles and this is nothing to them. > Also upon trying to approach Corvis, two kenku parents step between him and Romad while both Iun'Dal and Coro move closer and loom > #CorvisProtectionSquad > We do continue to just kinda vibe and enjoy the everything about Corvis being a #SweetEdgyBirbBoi and Serenas vibing about horses with him > Also we once again touch on the Horse Faelyn controversy before Diva makes her entrance in a flowing satin dress at the mention of her name > #Classic > Also Corayas continues to be an absolute sweet bean > Also also Corvis' parents are notably a very brilliant blue > #DieHardDyeJob > “Oh yeah, but if you ever decide to go on an adventure; make sure to leave a note! That was my mistake.” > Kirin than proves that actually she's really good with kids when they're not crowding her while talking with Corvis who is very interested not only in all the shadow magic she's got going on and also in nature stuff which is definitely not a special interest of him, no sir-ee! > I also definitely don't foreshadow anything in the warlock talk they have. Never. > Seriously we do love this boy. He's just so good > #BabyBoy #HeSaidTheFuckWordAndImmediatelyCheckedToMakeSureHisParentDidn'tHear #CorvisHatesEveryoneTho #ExceptTheJaguar #She'sCool > Okay! With everyone sitting down for dinner and the session title name dropped, we're gonna call it for the night! > See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S74 Crit Count: Kirin Nat 1 INT check,