S75 Recap: Dinner With Kingsblood | Ep. 18: Romad, 26, and I never learned to swim!

General Summary

Jester: “Nova is sitting next to Corayas… and not talking to him” > #RaisingCamillo'sHopesLikeIcarusToTheSun > Anyways seating arrangements aside, Recka is making up for lost time by ribbing Kirin alongside the rest of the party > Also upon being introduced, Gwyf extends his hands (without moving or reaching whatsoever) to shake hands, knowing full well the rianan's can use mage hands > But yeah we commence with talking with #BritishFucks, learn more about the kingsblood band members > #InGameRecapsLol > Legit this session so far is almost entirely just actually everybody vibing and a select group of people being passive aggressive lmao > The main topic of the night is Kirin never knowing a moment of peace in her life ever again lol > Isati sends Gwyf to befriend Corvis > #They'reBothEight #Technically > Also Romad accidently does a microagression > #DaysSinceLastMicroagression0 > Also unsurprisingly Dreadlord Corvis Monarch Of Madness has not escaped cringe culture and tries to deny past interest in animals that is totally uncool and totally not something he's still interested in. > #Totally > The party sees through these lies like through brand new glasses prescription (Especially Serenas with that #GoodCrit) > #NotAPhase #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #FinalCritCount > Serenas and Nova both happily to offer to answer any and all nature questions > #Don'tWorryFather #Iwon'tGoIntoDetail > Ash (after Nova mentions they once turned into a giant badger): “Nova almost brings up #TheNightOfTheBadger'sFeast but they open their mouth and close it like 'No I'm not getting us caught'.” / Camillo (Embracing Chaos): “While Corayas however—“ (Glitch: AntoniQueerEye.GayFear) > Corayas: “One time Nova turned into a spider, crawled into a dude's mouth, and then turned back into themself!” > #OopsWentIntoDetails #YeahThatOneHurt > Tao spills some family tea about his weapons > “Bit of a, how do you say… Pompous Asshole.” > Also Coro flirts with Isati for a bit until eventually we once again get on the topic of how Nova doesn't know what a boat is. > Ok but seriously Nova has literally in canon, on screen, during a session, seen boats. Multiple Times. But they literally forget every time. > #GodsArePlayingTricksOnThisMotherfuckerISwear #MaybeIt'sTheBurdenᵗᵐFuckinWithTheirBrainIDK > We explain boats to Nova again. > Nova does not think they're real. > Nova doesn't know how to swim and has never seen an aquatic beast and Romad also doesn't know how to swim because he was too busy oggling his fiance. > This is not the first time Jake has made this character decision and then forgot. > Also also, Serenas might have expertise in Insight but that is never directed at Romad > #BlindedByLove > Also #MothBlushies happen which look like curling antenna and ghibli floof raising > #ThisIsWhyWeHaveTheBlessingOfAphroditeLol > Rekca reccomends staying away Ayless' Lake which currently has an outbreak of rot grubs > For once, Kirin makes the nature check and Serenas does not > “How are Gwyf & Corvis getting along?” > Gwyf has masterfully taken complete control of the scene and has charmed both Corvis & his parents. > #GwyfIsABadInfluence > The party moves outside for the night as people split off into smaller conversation groups. > Cuicaitoa is flitting around being shady while Romad gives Nova relationship advice. Also Zaotl is here! Aaaand they disappear into the shadows. > #GloomstalkerBullshit > Romad (with the sigh of a less experienced rogue): “Stop showing off!” > Kirin (spotting an opportunity to fuck with Romad): “Hi Romad!” and walks into the shadows after Zaotl. > #GloomstalkerBullshit…TWO! #ShadowBoogaloo #SometimesYouJustGottaFuckWithYourFriends > Cuicaitoa: “I Want To Cause Problems On Purpose.” > Corayas hears Nova's voice and instead of acknowledging what was said, decides to write a heartfelt letter. > #GetWreckedBirb > “Hello, I'm Corayas and I do magic.” / “I'm… Tao…” > #SkateboardsConfuseTao > Corayas: Explains wild magic surges. > Tao: “Terrifying. What's the weirdest thing you've experienced?” > #TurnedIntoAPottedPlantOnce > also unrelated to that question #ScribiusGivesYouWings > Anyways That's All Folks! See Y'all Next Week In A Few Seconds!

S75 Crit Count: Serenas Nat 20 Insight