S78 Recap: A Little Defenestration For Breakfast | Ep. 21

General Summary

Isati & Kirin Sleeping On The Roof, D-R-E-M-I-N-G > #Dreming #DreamingDidn'tFitTheSong > Kirin stares down a four tusked smile for some reason > #WhoCouldThatPossiblyBe? > Scribius knows something Corayas doesn't > #WhatCouldItPossiblyBe? > Isati is just spinning in a vast expanse of stars under a great shadowy beast > #WhereCouldShePossiblyBe? > Serenas, despite having no dream related shit, continues to roll so hard on dream shit (#GoodCrit) and dreams of an orchestra of rats guided by a leafy tail stealing the keystone and also there are streams involved for some reason > #WhatCouldItPossiblyMean? > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 > #Songbows go right to being nosy about other people relationships with a #GoodCrit insight from Romad and a 19+8 from Serenas when interrogating #Inklight about why they came in through the window > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 > Also Serenas tries to be sneaky by asking Corayas questions about Nova in halfling but forgets that Nova's name is still their fucking name in halfling lol > #YouTried #AbsolutelyNotLostInTranslation > Despite this they keep pushing through while Romad attempts to run interference > #It'sLikeHalfWorkingLmao > Serenas (to Nova in common) “Do you like violin?” / Nova (incredibly confused): “Uhhh sure?” / Serenas (back to halfling): “It should work.” / Nova: “No wait, what were you talking about??” / Corayas: “Violins.” > #PantsOnFire #ScribiusBonusApplies #Don'tWorrySelah #They'llNoticeSoon > Mahkora Gambi is here now hanging invisible outside the window and is only slightly creepy about it. > Defenestration Time! > Isati can fly, Kirin has a fly speed, the rest of you motherfucker's are just doing this for the fucking lulz because both Serenas & Nova #GoodCrit as they jump out the window, Serenas doing some acrobatic fuckery while Nova just calls on that good ol fuckin #DemiGodStronk, Romad also fucking flips on to the roof and Corayas just uses his 1/Day Scribius fly > #GoingHamForCompletelyUnecessaryThings #CritCount4 #GoodCrits4 #FinalCritCount > Makhora is described, pre–empting inquiries of hotness > #OrcsBeHot > “What was all that about?” “Oh that's my new drug dealer.” > #TotallyHowThatWentDown > Isati then vents about her dream which unintentionally was made a nightmare by the vague description of the giant Kirin standing guard being interpreted as The Beast by Isati > #TaskFailedSuccesfully > “Oh I don't think the beast will come back!” > #ForeshadowingOnlyTheDmKnewWasForeshadowingAtTheTime #WeirdSoupTags > Isati: “Cocksucker is the magic word, yes.” > #WeeklyOutOfContextQuote #”OkaySoYouCockIsYourPecker” #TiaWeMissYou > One more sending freebie to Ysgavn thanking her for teaching good communication spells that makes the DM try to figure out fantasy time zones > #TheThingsIDoForNoReason > Also Irati also gets thanks and info dumps from Isati over relationship stuff > #BestFantasyDad #SorryElisenButIt'sTrue > Also also Gwyf is found nursing an entire jar of honey, very sticky > #Prestidigtation > Child, Unstickied. Glitter, Revitalized. > #WeEarnedThis. > Also I make references to the mystery thing Corayas has to torment everyone else and in prep for Plansᵗᵐ > Kirin picks up her other letter for another installment of her #KirinReacts youtube channel before we check in at the stadium for— > #DrumrollPlease > STOURMSUNDER!!! > Th-th-tha-That's All Folks!!! #We'llBeRightBack

S78 Crit Count: Serenas Nat20 Dream Check, Romad Nat20 Insight, Nova & Serenas Nat20 Defenestration (athletics & acrobatics respectively),