S79 Recap: Stourmsunder Part 1 | Ep. 22

General Summary

OORRRRRRRRCCCCCSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! > #I'mLoveOrcsAnCompletelyNormalAmount (#TyposIntentional) #Stourmsunder > Also I finally have my opening housekeeping shit down pat > #LookAtMeBeingAllPrepped&Shit > Also Romad is once again getting the stink eye from the opposing band but this time it's not for stabbing a child > (The Instrument Of Stabbing Is Relevant Tho Lmao) > Opening performances are opening (Nova gets the only #GoodCrit in OP1 for #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1), many spells are cast and only some of these get remembered, Stourmsunder proves that metal is in fact just #SpicyOpera, #GlitterGremlinSupreme makes everybody's magic glitter refresh (#RipNova), & in OP3 Kirin does the dopest fucking shit with advantage (#BadCritToGoodCrit) while Serenas also does a #GoodCrit on his #PyrotechnicsThing > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits3 > Actually Serenas, Velk, & Tohi all #GoodCrit on initiative so make that #CritCount6 #GoodCrits6 > “You are in control of the performance, What, praise hell, nonsense are you pulling today?” > #CaptionsWereRightThisTime #ActuallySaidThatLol #Forest&Pianissimo > ROUND 1! > Engage Recap Speedrun Strats! Kirin reactively hunter's her marks! #SerenasTheFogMachine heckles their jeckles (#CritCount7 #GoodCrits7)! Kirin Lotuses her Assaults on Tohi in a Black colouration before she makes like a tree & leaves (to #GoodCrit climb a tree (#CritCount8 #GoodCrits8) also #RallyingCry). Velk rages like the momma's boy he is & he attack (But also, proteck), but also also one of them whiffs like a motherfucker (#CritCount9 #GoodCrits8 #BadCrits1)! Tohi chase cat, cat has been chased (marks are un huntered). #NovaTheEntangleMachine tries to tangle some barbarry ens but they resist because #RageMakeStronk (#CritCount10 #GoodCrits9 #BadCrits1)! Rizzo can have little a inspiration, as a treat (Punks have lot of a inspiration, as a meal). Corayas Lightning's their Bolts! (Especially Venta (#CritCount11 #GoodCrits9 #BadCrits2))! But wait pianissimo means it's gotta be loud so we roll! 8! Tides of Chaos! 1!!! Halfling Lucky!!!! Success!!!! #SurgeForTheSurgeGods!!!!!! (#IfYouDie…YouWon't #WildMagicLovesCorayas) Ahhhhhhhh!!! Gnocci Helps his sis & Heckles Serenas' Jeckles right back! (by which I mean he fails.) Venta just gets a fucking rough time of it with his second #BadCrit and the third of the night for #CritCount12 #GoodCrits9 #BadCrits3 (#TheVibesAreJustAllWrongMyGuy #AndHeTeleportsAway). Isati razzles Venta's dazzles before doorstepping some darkness! Romad boozles some bams (Which somebam gets seriously boozled by (#CritCount13 #GoodCrits9 #BadCrits4)), and Witches a Bolt! FINALLY! (By which I mean the final thing of the session) Rizzo grasps for control but once again meets the wall that is these fucking punks being fucking beloved by the dice. > ROUND 1 OVER!! NEXT RECAP GO!!! (But first the crit count)

S79 Crit Count: Serenas rolled a Nat20 Initiative as did Velk & Tohi (all pre rolled), Nova Nat20 Performance, Kirin Nat20 Shadowy Shit, Serenas Nat20 Performance, Velk Nat1 attac, Tohi nat20 Strength save, Venta Nat 1 dex save, Venti Nat 1 attack, Tohi Nat 1 Insight