S80 Recap: Stourmsunder Part 2 | Ep. 23

General Summary

“Hello lovebirds, hope you're ready to die ☻“ > ROUND 2! RECAP SPEEDRUN STATS!! GO!!! > Serenas Swippy Swap!! Kirin goes to go places but gets got by that #SentinelStop (#KittyDown #WrenchInSelah'sPlans) Inverse Step unsteppable she walks duskily instead. #VelkLovesMe & Corayas is suffering the consequences slashing flourishly to also swipe Romad! (#CritCount1 #GoodCrits1) Also he cry but rallyingly so. Tohi picks up Venta like a newborn squeaker and gets him the fuck out of there as per Romad's request! Darkness dips and Nova, singing their lovesong for Corayas, sees said lovable boy K'd the fuck O with Velk + Spirit Momma standing over him, “Healing word!” “Counterspell.” “FUCK YOU!!!” (#BitchYouThought #AtLeastThePerformanceCheckWasNiceToNova (#CritCount2 #GoodCrits2)) Audience healy healy! Sky fally fally! Corayas fucking confusy fusy's > We now break from speed run strats for one of the greatest #SurgeForTheSurgeGods of this campaign so far > Corayas, … , sweet smol sorcerer, … , rolls a 12 on the surge table … rolls a d10 for the result but adds his sway to the roll … gets a 12 total … we pause to resolve the effects of confusion to build tension … > “So, Corayas… ” /Cue Camillo Excitement/ “The rest of you, if you have not peeked; what you see is Corayas create this bubble that distorts your view of Corayas for a second before it pops revealing Corayas, now a foot taller.” > ”!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” Yes this is permanent. No your clothes do not grow with you. > Glitch (Going for the throat): “Camillo, don't you wish that would happen to you in real life?” “Oh fuck you!” > #FunHouseFuckery #WildMagicLovesCorayas > OK BACK TO SPEED RUN STRATS!!! > Gnocci controlly–trollies! (Fuck Your #GoodCrit Serenas!! I Still Win!!! (#CritCount3 #GoodCrits3 #GetFucked))! Venta is confusy still the poor bastard. > Gylfie #BadCrits while Isati tries to swappy–wappy but has lil luck (#CritCount4 #GoodCrits3 #BadCrits1). Romad #Rogues&Rages while playing the audience like a fuckin fiddle (“Place Your Bets Now!”)! Rizzo fields your forest and fortissimos your pianissimo!! (Also tries to Heckles Kirin's Jeckles but Jaguar Jeckles Are Un–Heckleable) > ROUND 3!!! > Rizzo's Jeckles get Heckles however as Serenas once more returns the jeckle heckle before holding momentum into that #GoodCrit (#CritCount5 #GoodCrits3 #BadCrits2)! Kirin then marks her hunt while kitty caboodling around to flanky flank so she can get that #BlessingOfTheWarGod on a confused Velk (#CritCount6 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits2), oh also she cries rallyingly, Velk #FirstThoughtBestThoughts at Kirin (“The Prismatic Lady Turns Her Gaze On You.”) Tohi runs randomly because he's confusy–fusy and gets #GoodCrit got on the way out by Romad (#CritCount7 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits2), also he breaks confuzzlement. Nova takes control and also heckles some jeckles(unsuccessfuly) > LAIR ACTION HAPPENS NEXT SESH, WHICH'LL BE AVAILABLE… RIGHT NOW!!!!! So go read it you schmucks (lovingly).

S80 Crit Count: Velk Nat20 attack, Nova Nat 20 performance, Serenas Nat20 Performance, Gylfie Nat1 attack, Rizzo nat 1 charisma save, Serenas Nat 20 Performance, Kirin Nat20 attack, Romad Nat20 Attack,