S81 Recap: Stourmsunder Part 3 | Ep. 24

General Summary

LAIR INSPO GO! > CORAYAS GO!! THUNDER STEP!!! #SurgeForTheSurgeGods!!!! apparently the lighting comes after the thunder in this case. > #NoTyposHere #HeBlindedMeWithSurges > Literally I've been sitting here listening to the recording for like ten minutes and nothing notable is happening but that's what I get for wibbly wobbly weird soup writing > VENTA FINALLY FUCKING ESCAPES CONFUSION HOLY FUCK > #AboutDamnTime > Isati Joins the Fray!! She blast eldritchly at Tohi ☻ (But Gnocci words cuttingly >:[ ) > #EldritchBlastSupremacy #DoubleSwayDieDominance > Romad pokes Velk with his mom's sword because he's in a #FunnyBitchMood > Gallarizzo switches with velk, this offends Romad deeply. The audience however loves this shit ☻ (Z'Deera's still there btw) > ROUND 4!!!! GO!!! > Serenas does some fancy shit to enhance Nova's lovesong and #HecklesSomeJeckles > Unfortunately, thanks to Velk's aid, no jeckles are successfully heckled for a #GoodCrit save the dice gave (But also a #GoodCrit Performance for Serenas) > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 > Kirin goes to make it dark but gets counterspelled because I'm trigger happy (This definitely doesn't fuck me over in a lil bit) > #FirstThoughtBestThought!!! Velk Joins the Fray!!! To Incredible effect!!!! (Teleport, additional action, takes control of the performance, the whole shebang) > #BackToBackBattleBesties #DefensiveFlourish > Tohi doesn't jump for Isati, possibly because she's too cute, possibly because he doesn't wanna do that to his knees. Also it's bloody bagpipes time >:3 ) (#PathOfTheDeafeningWarCry #MonoclassBardbarian) also also Corayas gets charged again which results in him grumbling “pinche cabrón” in halfling before getting knocked the fuck out again > #VeryImportantInformation #WeDidn'tTeachHimThatOneBtw #TohiCriesRallyingly > Nova (Halting a love song to cuss out Tohi): Pussy Cocksucker Bitch Fucking Dickhead Cunt Shitbitch Fuck!! > (Also heals Corayas back up) > Audience does a heely healy because obvs they wish to see this fight continue as long as possible > #SkatboardsAreCanonSoWhyNotHeelys? > Thanks to the #PeskyCurvature of a 10 foot radius shatters Stourmsunder bringing Tohi down (#BadCrit save) and forcing Velk to endure relentlessly > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits2 #BadCrits1 > Tohi gets knocked down! But He Gets Up Again!! Gnocci #GoodCrits he Perform!! > #CritCount4 #GoodCrits3 #BadCrits1 > VENTA FINALLY GETS TO DO SHIT AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS BITCH IS GONNA FUCKING FUCK SOME SHIT UP!! RING THE BLADE!! ATTACK! ATTACK AGAIN!!! ACTION SURGE!!!! ATTACK!!!!! MAX DAMAGE!!!!! (uncanny dodge) ATTACK AGAIN!!!!!!! SECOND WIND!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU START YOUR FUCKING TURN NEAR HIM YOU TAKE 1D6+5 THUNDER DAMAGE!!!!! > #ThisPoorBastardHasBeenSoFuckedOverThisEntireFight > Gylfie tries to dazzle Velk but fails to razzle, while Isati once more blasts eldritchly while holding onto Corayas' hand > #TeamCinnamonSmols #HelpingHands #HelpIsTheMagicWord > Romad just barely survives the ringing blade damage and retaliates against Venta, dealing 28 damage, Venta has exactly 28 hit points, Gnocci uses cutting words but only reduces the damage by 1, before I can say this out loud rage damage is remembered increasing the total damage to 30, taking Venta out. > #… #GodFuckingDammit > Venta really just got the short end of the stick this entire fight the poor fucking bastard > also Romad #GoodCrits > #CritCount5 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits1 > Rizzo is just a tad #Tilted and thunderwaves the 1hp Romad only for Gylfe to do the stardust sacrifice thing only for Rizzo, incredibly tired at this point, to just use guiding tone to deal 1 more point of psychic damage to Romad > #Serenas'TurnToBeTilted > And That's Where We'll End Tonights Session, Yadda Yadda Next Recap Out Now.

S81 Crit Count: Gnocci Nat20 Wisdom save, Serenas Nat 20 Performance, Tohi Nat1 con save, Gnocci Nat20 Performance, Romad Nat 20 Performance