S82 Recap: Stourmsunder Defeated, Coranova Confessed | Ep. 25: I Also Want To Be Like That

General Summary

ROUND 5!!! > more fucking #PeskyCurvature shatter spells, and a #GoodCrit Performance, #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 > Kirin Noms A Bitch > #TohiGetsKnockedDown > also double taps to get Velk out of there > #HeWillNotGetUpAgain > Nova enhances their performance then Heckles the final Jeckles of this set (unsuccessfully) > Selah unmutes itself to cough. Yes this needed to be included in the recap. > The Audience is on the Edge of Their Seats, hoping beyond hope Corayas wild magic surges (and thus he does!!) > #SurgeForTheSurgeGods > FORCED MAX DAMAGE! > I describe some dope ass shit so you should def go listen to that because I'm not retyping it but she has 1 hit point left #ForTheDrama > Both bands get 50 sway & Corayas gets quadruple advantage on his performance landing him a #GoodCrit sadly doesn't break 50 > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits2 #ForcedBadCrits1 > Gnocci heals Tohi (#HeGetsUpAgain) but Isati blasts eldritchly once more knocking Gallarizzo unconcscious even as she continues to stand (MENACINGLY) (Also softening up Tohi for Serenas to finish the fight) > Romad #BadCrits his death save (#CritCount4 #GoodCrits2 #ForcedBadCrits1 #BadCrits1) & Rizz fails hers as well solidifying this fight as almost certainly ending in the Punk's victory in… > ROUND 6!!!!!! GO!!! > Serenas stabby stabby, set over, sisters slapped, invites issued, 20's natted, (#CritCount5 #GoodCrits3 #ForcedBadCrits1 #BadCrits1) Let's get to the juicy bits. > First things first, Serenas runs up to Corayas to ask what he thought of Nova's song. Corayas makes a retroactive Perception check (“I'm a foot taller now does that do anything?” (“No.”)) > Corayas (Having rolled a 9): “I couldn't hear it but Nova wrote it so it must have been amazing!” > #Facepalm #TheCamerasAre100%FocusedOnThis #TakeABow > The DM takes a hot second to rant about the insanity of your fucking crit counts versus mine > “Corayas Can Now Stand In The Shallow End Of The Pool!” > Kirin advises Nova that they should confess to Corayas sooner rather than later because they did sing a love song on what is essentially live television. > We remember Corayas still is in a state of “If he die, he won't.” and joke about someone choosing now to go off the wall and start killing. I take this perfectly inoccuous timing to ask Corayas for a Perception Check ☻. > #Don'tWorryBoutIt > Corayas rolls an 11 total, Gwyf rolls a Natural 20. > #CritCount6 #GoodCrits4 #ForcedBadCrits1 #BadCrits1 #FinalCritCount > Luckily the replays of Nova's song distracts everybody! > #ItWillBeLiterallyAnotherTenWeeksBeforeYouFigureOutWhatThisMeans #WeirdSoup > Corayas, making absolutely the best possible use of his friend's skillsets, asks Scribius to help him remember. > Scribius (About To Cement Their Place As #BestWingkin20GayTeen): “Nova can I borrow your head for a hot second?” > #ThereAreSomeBenefitsToCorruptingScribiusW.Quill #FailingToSeeTheNegatives #OhYou'reGonnaSeeThem>:3 > Corayas then experiences Nova's memories of singing the song. > Oh riiighhht the love song, the love song for Corayas, the song written specifically to woo Corayas, Corayas' Love Song; that love song? > #YES!ThatLoveSong! > Corayas (Having just experienced everything Nova experienced while singing that song and slowly turning to look at & walk over to Nova): “I really really wanna tell you something and I don't know if you wanna have this conversation here or in private or something else but is that okay?” / Scribius and the rest of the party all speedily excusing themselves from the vicinity: “Come on everybody we have a dinner to plan for!!!” / Corayas: “I wanna be like Romad & Serenas but not engaged!” “I want to be like that too.” >

#ShipsBeSailing #HeWannaHoldTheirHaaaaaaannnnnddd!! #IGetItNow #Aphrodite'sInvestmentsPayingOff #SerenasTries&FailsToListenInLol #PeskyPrivacyPrecautions > “I really like you Nova” “I really like you too.” >

> Okay but we still got 30 minutes in the session so lets see what everyone else is up to > Serenas grills Romad on not intentionally instigating shit over his sword at dinner while #Inklight goes to pick up the other two moths > We also learn the Proudthorn's invited them all to watch a headliner's match > Isati is intentionally not questioning why Gwyf knows things > Gwyf also thanks this new kenku npc > Isati: “Is that your friend Gwyf?” / Gwyf: “ yeah thats—“ (at the top of his lungs) “—CHUWIIIIIIIIII.” > #LoveThatForHim > The party then all separately go out in public and inevitably get swarmed by adoring fans in the wake of that match. (Tho Nova & Corayas get given some space.) > #DaysSinceLastLinMention0 #Roll1D100 #NoYouDoNotRunIntoLin > Return next recap for! A link to the fucking cutscene script because like hell I'm typing all that out again in the recap style.

S82 Crit Count: Serenas Nat20 Performance, Corayas Forced Nat1 surge check, Corayas Nat20 Performance, Romad Nat1 Death Save, Gwyf Nat20 Sleight of Hand