S83 Recap: The Headliners | Ep. 26: The Elephant In The Corner

General Summary

Opening Blurb! Chatter! You Can Now Peek! Cutscene!!! #BuckleUp (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HnlpFT-jaZo9xV1deg2dDElr0r23IVAfAaDuY2AIw9w/edit?usp=sharing) #AaaandSCENE > (ends exactly 36 minutes into the recording) > /Cue literally everybody freaking the ever loving fuck out/ > We acknowledge and elect to ignore the #GlitterGremlins covering the very fancy VIP room > #WeDoNotSeeIt > SMASH CUT! > It ees deener tiem :3 > Velk: “Didn't I see you in the hallways?” / Gwyf: “No you didn't.” / “Yes I did, I don't lie kid.” / “Well if you ask Irati, my father, he'll tell you I was beside him the entire time!” / Irati: “You were and that concerns me.” > #YouCanProveNOTHING!! > Velk: “Hey purple tiefling person, you have a funky instrument can I see it?” / “uhhh sure?” / “Ahah! Look here!” > #MyDadMadeThis #DefinitelyDidn'tObsessOverFindingSaidDad'sNameForMultipleMinutes #HisName'sRoanBtw > Isati explains for Corayas who explains for Romad why the sword is in Romad's hands so Romad doesn't be a little shit about it. > They are only so appeased by this explanation (“But you won't die though!!”) > Velk (No Filter, Emotionally Tonedeaf King): “What kind of meat is this?” > #We'mLoveHim > “Are you sure you won't give up the sword?” “VENTA!!” “WHAT!?” > #Mom'sSwordNotMine #VibesAreAllWrong > The Erekeri's once again are networking their business. Also making puns. Rizzo gives two thumbs up, Gnocci gives a sigh of resignation > #WeKnowWhoLikesPunsInThatFamily > Velk goes and gets his very hot friend Aise > #BestDamnTattooArtistThisSideOfTheBarrierOfTheFiveWinds > “Wait that is a kid, right? (He's wearing a suit…)” > #WeeklyOutOfContextQuotes > Flower crowns are demanded and tattoos portfolios are perused, also we get this gem of a back and forth > Rizzo: “Okay not to go back to the elephant in the corner, and I don't mean to be so obsessive about this but—“ / Velk: “She's just upset you got to it first. They had been planning a heist.” / “Velk!” / “What? It's not like you can commit it now.” > #YouCanStillRobHimForTheHellOfItLol > Romad: “If it helps, I use it to cast my spells!¹ > ¹(Romad technically can't use the rapier itself to cast his arcane trickster spells, and instead requires the aid of the ruby of the war mage affixed to the vestige.) > “And I did try the whole bard thing, it just wasn't for me.” > Rizzo's face = PAIIIINNNNN.png > “Okay but that's worse. You get how that's worse right?” > Anywhyzlle, tattoo talk leads to Aise meeting Scribius and offering heavily discounted tattoos in exchange for access to Scribius' ink for experimentation. > Also Kirin finds another 1000 gold in her pouches courtesy of her godfather. > Tats A Wrap My Dudes! Join Us Right Meow For The Next Recap!!

S83 Crit Count: ZILCH!