S84 Recap: Coatis, Horses, & Bears, Oh My! | Ep. 27: Petting Zoo Visit

General Summary

Petting Zoo Time!!!! (Kirin Nat20 stealth right out the gate btw (#CritCount1 #GoodCrits1)) > Everybody is just having a good time, Corayas is covered in Coati, Romad is getting a bear hug from an actual bear (who is very stinky), Serenas & Kirin have cast speak with animals and Serenas is just introducing himself to all of them. /SMASH CUT/ “Isati you are just staring down this chicken, who has fully just SQUARED UP. > #NatOneAnimalHandling #CritCount2 #GoodCrits1 #BadCrits1 > Nova somehow babytalks in whistle tones > #VocalAccomplishments > “See this crushed wooden statue? This Could Be You. Out there in the wild, they're not mean but They Don't Know You. They're Practicing Stranger Danger.” > #WeeklyOutOfContextQuotes #FreakingOutOnTheInsideUntilSuddenlyThey'reFreakingOutOnTheOutside > Gwyf informs Isati she could've taken the big chicken (“Yes but I don't want to!”) / “Isati, do you even know how to intimidate back?” > #MomDoes > Gwyf (in response to Kirin not being surprised that Gwyf claims to have ways of making someone afraid): “Why not? I'm adorable!!” > #I'mJustALeetleBoyIsatiAecasi > Kirin, Romad, & Serenas leave to go summon Serenas' horse, Isati goes to the bug zone to hold bugs and learn about giant fireproof monster ants called Myrmekes which under absolutely no circumstances would she (or anyone really) want to meet. > #TeamRangerKnowHow both make Lin checks as they pass the Mardi & The Gras party (#NoLin #DaysSinceLastLinMention0) > Corayas must very forlornly be separated from the #CoatiCuddlePuddle whenever the petting zoo comes to a close (tho Nova excitedly volunteers to stay with him) > Serenas gets home and totally shouts out a command word (that we definitely had come up with by this point and definitely didn't forget was a thing until June 18th, 2022 at which point we decided it was the word carrot. Definitely.) as he chucks the horse statuette of power into the sand on the beach. > #WeirdSoup > “For a moment, you question how this could be possible, until you remember; Through Faelyn, All Things Are Possible. Even Horse–Faelyn.” > #TheFaelynDifference #StillNeverSeenThemInTheSamePlaceAtTheSameTime #SerenasIsEcstatic > Selah then reminds us both Kirin & Serenas have speak with animals active > #OhYeah > Horse–Faelyn: “Serahhhhhnas! How Are You Doinn!” > #SteppingOnTheBeach #DooDooDooDoooo > So yeah, he talk to his horse for a while. > Romad gets back and immediately gets a Nat20 Shovel Talk from Horse–Faelyn > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits2 #BadCrits1 #FinalCritCount > Also Kirin is playing interpreter with bursting glee thinly veiled professionalism > #TheShovelTalkWasVerySuccessful > “She believes you have made hay appear on the beach. She Does Not Give A Shit.” > Serenas (after being asked if he'd ride Horse–Faelyn in the finals): “No! Because that's the one we have to lose and I would Never bring that kind of dishonor to her!! > #DishonorOnMe #DishonorOnMyFriends #ButNeverDishonorOnMyHorse! > Also Gwyf has made a lot of friends > #I'mSureThisMean'sNothing > Horse–Faelyn is also unaware if she and Faelyn are the same person. > Also Corayas has in fact gotten his clothes adjusted for his new height. Luckily he only got longer, otherwise this would've been a lot harder. > “Sometimes I wish I knew less about horses.” > Anyhowzits, tis bedtime! > Also Kirin has some dream drop (distance) drugs now but declines to imbibe the mysterious drugs the night before the finale (Borrrrinnnngg) > Asking For Dream Sequences? What Could Possibly Go Wrong‽ Find Out Next Week Recap On These Fucking Punks!

S84 Crit Count: Kirin Nat20 Stealth, Isati Nat 1 Animal Handling, Horse Faelyn Nat20 Shovel talk