S85 Recap: Seven Dreams of Five Rivers | Ep. 28: Romad Kicked The Cat

General Summary

Boom! Dream Scripts! Here ya go: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13AdFTBnPFSS23DNcE4HmPCZYXHa_tH0-jzdkIHgPyWo/edit?usp=sharing > So crazy how that cutscene script includes all the things y'all said like how insightful Corayas was with the new side of Ório he experienced or how Kirin reached out for the Pethea's hand before she could even process the warning signs and got stabbed through the chest by Fake!Pethea. > #Yup #I'mAnActualOracle Also #Critcount1 #BadCrits1 > Ok obviously #WeirdSoup aside I barely bothered to edit the script other than to cut out the bits y'all didn't experience > But man, that last bit of Nova's dream fuckiin HURTED > #LetsHaveDreamsWeSaid! #It'llBeFunWeSaid! > Kirin wakes up with a dimcat on her chest, Romad immediately clings for dear life to Serenas, and Nova is Pointedly Ignoring Corayas > “Fuck you Jade! Affectionately, but Fuck You!” > Diva frees Kirin from her sleep paralysis demon and we discover poppy bouquets were left on everybody's doors with well wishes for the finals > #Huh #WonderWhoCould'veDoneThat

> Nova informs both Kirin (who believes them) & Serenas (who #GoodCrit sussed that something was fucky) that they didn't have any nightmares but yesterday was a nightmare because Corayas rejected them > #LikeISaid #ThatShitHURTED > #Critcount2 #GoodCrits1 #BadCrits1 > (Also Kirin checks in on Isati and both her & Gwyf are very distraught) > Also also Corayas is here to make it hurt MORE because he his Upsetᵗᵐ and Camilo is coming for our throats. > Also > #SurgeForTheSurgeGods!!! #HighEmotions=HighChaos > Time For Dimcats!!! They are Here, they are Commenting On Ways You Died In Other Realities, and they are Little Fucking Shitsᵗᵐ > Romad is Not Happy with one of them and fucking grabs one of these bitches, who —despite being a hyperdimensional dream entity— #BadCrits to get away and his held up by the scruff of its neck via mage hand > #GetGotGato #Critcount3 #GoodCrits1 #BadCrits2 > We now take a moment for a public service announcement to not lift adult cats by their scruff as it is not strong enough to bear the weight of anything above a kitten. > Romad then gets pissy and kicks the cat. Nova is now also Pissedᵗᵐ > We now take a moment for a public service announcement to not kick cats as they only have 1 hit point and will almost certainly be very hurt. > Serenas calms them down and we go for breakfast. Here we learn that Gwyf had a nightmare too & he has had some… Interesting Changes… (Some glowy orange cracks through his carapace to match Isati!) > Also Nova infodumps us the differences between horn & ivory (#Critcount4 #GoodCrits2 #BadCrits2) > OKAY!!! See y'all next week in a few seconds for (drum roll please) THE FINALS!!!! (feat. Me friendo Shay)

S85 Crit Count: Nova Nat1WisdomSave on save 1, dimcat nat1 mage hand dodge, Serenas Nat20 Insight, Nova Nat20 Nature