S86 Recap: Final Battle Part 1 | Ep. 29

General Summary

Shay's Here! Pre rolled shit means we're starting with #CritCount4 (#GoodCrits2 #BadCrits2) > Oh also the opposing band is named Crill Fried Curry and have a banner for their family business behind them (Isati: “Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?!”) > The punks decide not to throw the opening performance and let things decline from there. The dice however have other plans > #RNG–StorytellingStrikesAgain > Op3 however they take back some momentum with #GoodCrits from Nova & Romad each (#CritCount6 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits2) > “LETS FUCKING MOSH!!!!!” > ROIUND 1 GO! > Held Actions!!! Shattersongs! Greater Invisibility! Enthrallment!! We got the works lmao > It is in this string of KFC turns that the party learns just how much my shitty rolls enable their combat dominance because I buffed up the opposing band without truly accounting for the fact that Shay doesn't roll anywhere near as badly as I consistently do. > #Don'tEvenHaveToTryLmao (#ToThrowThatIs) > Only real highlight imo is Lia beating Serenas over the head with a harp lol > #TheCorrectWayToUseAnAeolianHarp > Kirin decides the shattersong is #BadNewsBears and lays into Rygi w/ #BlackLotusAssault > she does however #BadCrit her performance > #CritCount7 #GoodCrits4 #BadCrits3 > Io is invisible & hits real hard btw > Isati does some dope starlight shit to take back control of the performance (#CritCount8 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits3) > Condolonces to Kirin, it is now Rygi's turn. Shadow Armor is cast, doesn't save her from going down but does allow her to skadoodle away. Luckily Gylfie is there to use #NamelessLove > #StarbirbSacrifice > Nova cacophonies Lia unsuccessfully but then succeeds in #HecklesSomeJeckles cuz of Lia's #BadCrit save > #CritCount9 #GoodCrits5 #BadCrits4 #FinalCritCount > Also Ria Haunts the #RichBichRanger > #BelovedSpookyTwinBaby > Serenas takes his turn to cast fog cloud which definitely happened before the next bit > #WeirdSoup > Corayas was commanded to grovel by Lydia and auto fails cause he #Enthralled w/ her so he dramatically falls to his knees > Finally, Romad continues the trend of stabbing emo teenagers with burning fury > OKAY! SEE Y'ALL FAKERS NEXT WEEK RIGHT MEOW FOR FINALS PART 2!!

S86 Crit Count: Ria nat1 Initiative, Ixol Nat20 performance, Lia Nat1 Performance, Prerolled Shay Nat20, Romad Nat 20 Performance, Nova Nat20 Performance, Kirin Nat1 Performance, Isati Nat20 Performance, Lia Nat1 Wisdom Save