S87 Recap: Final Battle Part 2 | Ep. 30

General Summary

ROUND 2!!! > KFC Takes Back Control! (That performance roll wasn't a crit but the end of turn one was) > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 > Lia: SHATTERSONG! / Romad: NAT 20 SAVE! > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 > most of the punks save but sadly shattersong damage is not what you get to save from > #ShayIsSolelyHereToUn–NerfPotato #JadeIsPotatoBtw > Something happens and Serenas #GoodCrits a Wisdom save so #CritCount3 #GoodCrits3 > anyways bunch of battle shit happens, yadda yadda, Kirin returns the favour of last round to knock Rygi (nearly) unconscious > #NoStarbirbSacrificeForYou #OnlySisterSnark > Kirin tries to get away on a map with teleports and I assume sways some hit points because when Io pops through the star and stabby stabbies she survives to fight another round lmao > Nobody is within 10 feet of him so #EdgyBoySupreme Rygi is forced to finally open his eyes lmao > #NotActuallyBlindJustAChuunbiyou > Starhopping into the fog he #BlackLotusAssaults Serenas who just really does not want to lose concentration on his fucking fog cuz he rolls a nat20 wisdom save, A Nat20 Concentration Check, A NAT20 WISDOM SAVE, a dirty 20 concentration check, A NAT 20 WISDOM SAVE & A DIRTY FUCKING TWENTY CONCENTRATION CHECK! > #ReminderThatY'allMotherFuckerAreStillNonsense #CritCount7 #GoodCrits7 > Nova #HecklesSomeJeckles and takes control > #CallsYouABitchAndThenApologizesImmediately > Ria; #SpookyScarySugarSkulls > Anywheresos, despite all those fucking saving throws Serenas immediatedly drops fog cloud and fucking Anime Slashes Rygi with the #BlessingOfTheWarGods dealing so much damage that Rygi drops more than his hit point max under 0 > #CritCount8 #GoodCrits8 #ProudthornAin'tGoingDownWithoutNoFight #StarlightBloodSpray #4KidsCensorsBeLike #InstantK.O. > at some point between the end of Serenas' turn & the start of Romad's, Romad #Allegedly got a Nat20 Strength Save according to my notes so #CritCount10 #GoodCrits10 #FinalCritCount > Romad was commanded to get back on stage so he does but he is incredibly peeved about it and thanks to a high roll retreat, turns right around and casts sleep on Ria & just for good measure he crits on the end of turn Wisdom save against enthrall > #CritCount9 #GoodCrits9 #NapTimeForRia > Corayas, finally getting to actually do something, casts shatter (#NoSong) Also #SurgeForTheSurgeGods lmao for a bad result!! Kind Of. (Every mosher is now vulnerable to piercing damage.) > #FinallyHappened #…InASituationWhereWeWantBadThingsToHappen #WildMagicJustWantsCorayasToGetWhatHeNeeds > AND CUT! SEE Y'ALL FAKERS NEXT WEEK RIGHT MEOW FOR THE END OF THIS FUCKING TOURNAMENT!! (#FuckingFinally)

S87 Crit Count: Ixol Nat 20 Performance, Romad Nat20 Strength save, Serenas Nat20 Wisdom Save (Heckle), Serenas Nat 20 Wisdom Save (x3), Nat 20 Con Save, & Nat20 attack > Romad Nat20 Wisdom save, Romad Nat20 Strength Save?