S88 Recap: Finished Finals & Traumas Told | Ep. 31: Uhhhh Funky Rogues….. U Good?

General Summary

We are very Sleepy tonight. > ROUND 3!!! > Control is challenged but maintained and when Lia runs by, Corayas tries to make an Attack of Opportunity but his –1 Strength makes it more of a sporting slap on the back > #AoOp #IfYouWill > Also Serenas gets bashed by a #HarpAttack btw > Lydia then issues Corayas the command “Cat” > … > It doesn't go through but it would've been funny lmao > Also we are reminded that all of these dim cats are still kicking around lmao > “I Rolled A 3.” “Ok What's The Total?” “46.” > #WeeklyOutOfContextQuote #WhatAreWePlayingPathfinderNow? > We then attempt the penultimate #HecklesSomeJeckles of the tournament. Unfortunately, they're against Kirin, whose Jeckles are licherally Unheckleable > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #That'sTheSaveAgainstTheFirstHeckleIfThatWasn'tClear > Skyfall sends a bunch of moshers tumbling btw lmao > Kirin, realizing the other jock on the field hasn't actually taken damage, decides to rectify that and mercs her right off the field thanks to the piercing vulnerability & delayed psychic damage > #KirinGoBoo #WeirdSoup > Also also someone (kirin) finally sets off the fucking smoke skulls that got chucked on the field literally first round of the opening performance. They do barely any damage but still > #SpookyScarySugarSkulls > Io (still invisibile) stabs Corayas a whole bunch. He does a nyoink more than barely any damage. > #HalflingDown > Also Great Weapon Master means #WeGoAgain! so Serenas gets a lil stabby stab as wellll ☻ > Also the audience is starting to realize #Bows&Roses are not gonna win and start to lose their shit a lil bit lol > Isati #CosmicConduits a colour spray through Corayas. This Blinds The Harp. Somehow. Because Magic. (Also Ria but that makes sense lmao) > #StarlightSpray(ButDifferentThisTime) > Nova is going Fucking HARD on the hurdy gurdy and #HecklesTheFinalJeckles of this tournament. > #HarpingOnTheHarp > Also Nova heals Kirin making guaranteeing she'll be the last one standing despite only surviving round 1 with a single hit point because of #StarbirbSacrifice lol > That said, Ria casts Phantasmal's Force and summons Kirin's greatest fear Because! It's! Time Forrrrrr TRAUMA!!! > “And you just… let them believe a lie?! It's Your Fault!" > #EchoEchoEchoooo #WeAreNoLongerSleepy > Ria feels really bad about this but also she rolls a 51 Intimidation off a #GoodCrit which is immediatedly followed by Serenas getting a #BadCrit death save > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits2 #BadCrits1 #FinalCritCount > #RomadIsFuckingPissed but a #CuttingWords from Dori keeps him from actioning but he do #RogueRage and roll a 30 Intimidation sooo > #TheVibesAreGettingRoughNgl > Ixol however is Not vibin with this very angery mans bearing down on the baby sister but fails to Switch him with Isati > #SwindleSibs > Lydia commands Romad to calm but like fuck that's happening lmao > #NoRageAssuaged > Also #HarpAttack but this one whiffs like a motherfucker > #Can'tTouchThis > Lyds also casts confusion but, as I said, #RomadIsFuckingPissed and is too focused on Ria to be confused > Dori than Switchs Io & Ria in one last move of the #SiblingProtectionSquad > #JumpCut > “How does Kirin look… Emotionally Speaking?” > #HahahahhahaSheIsNotFeelingGood (#SheFeelLikeSHIT!) > In order to get away Kirin and fueled by trauma induced adrenaline fucking successfully PILLARS and just walk her ass as deep into the skyfall as she possibly could and then casts fucking darkness to hide from sight.> Io #BlackLotusAssaults Romad into the ground and double taps once he's down because we would really like to be done with this tournament tonight. > Isati fucking throws in the towel because seeing Kirin that fucked up and WE ARE DONE. All Spells END. The Field Effect DISAPPEARS. > #Fin. > Also The #SiblingProtectionSquad once again surrounds Ria, dinner invites are issued, and we fucking end this tournament. > Woof, alright see y'all in a week for dinner at Crill Fried Curry Trauma!

S88 Crit Count: Kirin Nat20 Wisdom save, Ria Nat20 performance, Serenas Nat1 Death Save,