S9 Recap: Glitter Bombs & Gylfie Noms

General Summary

TOAD TIME! > Isati: nope.jpg > Nova: *speaks with animals* “What do you want?!” > Toad: “BLOOD!” > Nova: “Blood?!??” > Corayas: “BLOOD?!! *casts earthbind in a panic* > the frog can no longer fly. It couldn't before. But now it Definitely can't. > GYLFIE FLYS IN* #NewSmashFighter > (Nat 1) > Isati: (•_•) > Concern.gif > “She flies straight down the gullet” > NOOOO.jpg > “You came into my CAMP, and you ATE! MY BIRD!” > Also Romad your arrow turns into a little fey motherfucker screaming bloody murder > #NoBigDeal > Romad: “Do *I* Take psychic damage for that?? I feel like I should take psychic damage for that.” > Talos eats a fire flower and the toad decides fire eating just isn't really their idea of a good time > #TryAnythingOnce > Serenas fires a gusher berrow (Berry Arrow) and the toad gets HDYWDT'd > Talos collects some scrap > Romad relieves the juice-burst toad of a dexterous appendage > Nova reminds Romad that animals do not possess the level of critical thinking necessary for that to have the intended effect > we move away from the messy remains of the juice toad > #gross > WE SLEEP > ((But first Isati refinds her familiar)) > We then spend the morning going through our shite because why the feck did an arrow turn into a tiny screaming man > The tally is a bunch of prop knives & trick arrows, a mouse trap, some magnets, a feather quill that is sentient but can't or won't talk, and two b... > Isati: “BOMBS!?” > fear.jpg > Isati: “Ok can someone take these from me? > Talos: “Ok while it says here that they're glitter bombs” > Isati; “On second thought, hands off they're mine.” > Oh and a cursed pea. But we already knew about that. > Corayas takes the time to introduce himself to his quill and his quill to the pea. Talos takes the time to remind everyone that identify doesn't tell you if the item is cursed. > OnTheRoadAgain.mp3 > Rando: “Oh hi Isati. Your pops is real worried.” > Isati: “Oh shit I have a fast birb friend now! I write a letter and send Gylfie ahead!” > CIVILIZATION! FINALLY! > (in john mulaney cadence) “The *Sighs* Of Relief!” > Isati goes to find her father > Romad and Serenas dip > Reunions are had, birbs are cute > Serenas goes to pick up his mail > Allowance and an INVITATION?! > Party at the Pepper Ponces! (In 12 days) > #BYOB (Bring Your Own Ball Gowns) > Romad attends a “Business Meeting” > #CanYouCant? > gets caught omitting details and is promptly threatened > KnucklesCrack.gif > #Don'tFuckWithHalflings > And thats where we'll end tonight's session > DOWNTIME