S90 Recap: Dinner At CFC {Crill Fried Curry} | Ep. 33: Feathers

General Summary

“It's always a good thing when parents aren't dead.” > #WeeklyOutOfContextQuote > Also Shay is back! > Nova nat20s their way around Valley in the absence of Kirin's can't get lost in a city bullshit > #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 > Locr is the waiter and it is totally not important that the waiter has a name but the parents don't. Don't worry about it. > #AdrogynousWaitStaff > The menu is a professionally rendedred crayon drawing/writing. There's only one vegetarian option but they make up for it by only having one meat option as well. (The best part is said option is not even the titular Krill Fried Curry lol) > We then spend real life time asking about the fictional ingredients in the fictional currymaking in character food orders because> #RivetingGameplay > Ria then apologizes for what happened with the fear spell (enlisting the help of Scribius for non–verbal reasons) and we learn the creepy deep speech was literally just her saying “We have watermelons” lol > #MelonMadness > Gwyf then proceeds to fucking slam his entire face into one because everybody else is being awkward af and “It's called an icebreaker Serenas, look it up.” > #BelovedBastardBabyBoy > Romad: “Love, don't pick a fight with the eight year old…” / Gwyf: “Yeah, you don't wanna lose that

.“ > #Gwyf'sSavageAsFUCK #AndWeLoveHimForThat #LilShitSupreme #Serenas:0—SmallChildren:6 > Corayas then asks Io if they have tajin. A very reasonable request, that is answered with customer service faced confusion > “No clue. I'll ask my mom. MOOOOMMMMMM” “GET IT FROM THE NICE LADY NEXT DOOR!!” > Io Then Runs Full Tilt Out The Door. > “ALSO GET SOME MILK!!!” > The party finds their icebreakers in retelling the Aphrodite Debacleᵗᵐ. Scribius then almost writes out her true name again and ultimately decides against that > #GoodCall > “You know in another universe you did do that and Aphrodite smote you on the spot.” “She also smote the curry just to prove a point.” > Oh! Also here's Curry!! No not the food silly! The Jaguar! (Who can talk now because why not lmao) > #TheJaguarIsActuallyTheCompanionOfABeastmasterRangerThisTimeLol > “Wait where's Io? Didn't we send him out to get things?” > #Oh #OhNo > jokes it's ok Io returns arms full of shit, realizes he forgot milk, and runs back out. Nova decides to follow. > #Welp #ItDoBeLikeThat > Io is very friendly and all the neighbourhood abuelas are just constantly chatting him up, handing him gifts, and trying to set him up with their grandchildren. Including a live chicken. Nova is now emotionally invested in the chicken's well being. > #ThisWillMatterInAMinute > The siblings are impressed that a 5 minute errand only took Io half an hour. > #OhWowYouLived!(Genuine) > Glitch consults its discord servers for name suggestions. In world, Nova just prays to their fucking mom for this apparently. And SHE ANSWERS WITH THE NAME FEATHERS. > #BecauseWhyTheFuckNot > Serenas with a #GoodCrit Animal Handling, successfully impresses the importance of this naming unto her. > #FeathersWillTakePrideInThis #SeriousRoleplayContentONLY #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 #FinalCritCount > Feathers also has a valley accent (RIP Link) and is very interested in learning everything there is to learn about Rhea. > #TheChickenIsReligiousNow #PoisonDartChicken > We now devote more time to orderering food roleplay. > “We just tell Locr to give us the regular and Locr brings something.” > #MysteryMeals > Serenas now contends with his old foe, Spicy Food! > rolls a 16 con save > “Okay so all I need to know is how overconfident Serenas gets after starting with the much less spicy spices?” “Very xD” > He then just absolutely misses that he'd been adding tajin to one specific spot on his curry. Waiting until the moment he takes a big ol bit of that one spot. Multiple others notice this happening. Nobody stops it. > Gwyf: “You're my employee, not my friend.” / Serenas: “Gwyf I don't know the difference between a contractor and an employee.” / “That's why I'm the boss and you're the employee.” > #Serenas:0—SmallChildren:7, #Serenas:0.5—SpicyFood:3 > “It was Award Ceremony–y.” > #TimeFor!LinguisticsWithJade!! #ExceptNotInTheRecapCuzI'mLazyLmao > Nova then apologizes for heckling jeckles to which Ria responds with more watermelons > Simultaneously the most awkward and least awkward dinner we've attended > Also Gwyf has secretely smeared curry on everybody. > #LilGremlinMoffMan > Anyways to finish the night Locr drops hir changeling mask, eyes unchanged because they were wearing shitty contacts for some reason and then just steps into the feywild at will. Because she can do that apparently. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ > (The jaguar friendo wasn't left behind don't worry) > #SameHat! #RomadMeetsAnotherChangelingChallengeComplete! > Anywhensies, next week is was Cards Against Kinamity so we'll see you back here in two weeks Right Now! Also LEVEL 8!!!!

S90 Crit Count: Nova Nat 20 survival check, Serenas Nat20 Animal Handling