S93 Recap: Tattoo Time Boogaloo | Ep. 35

General Summary

More Tattoos! Kirin gets her first and we get to shave the back of her head lmao > #TheBackOfYourHeadIsRidiculous #ItGrowsBackDon'tWorry(OrUnfortunatelyIfYou'reRomadLol) > There is some good good chaos juice in this one tho so if she succeeds on a roll to resist fear only thanks to the advantage granted by the tat, she rolls on the wild magic surge table > #BlueToeBeansWhen? #ScarOfBravery > Corayas & Nova then get their tattoos in tandem (at least for the short amount of time Corayas' tattoo takes) > Corayas decided to get a neck tattoo which aesthetically is wild in and of itself lol > #Inked&Inspirational > Also Nova is there with their shirt off, which also gives everyone one last good view of the brand on Nova's left shoulder blade. > #OhYeahThatExists #Oof > Corayas (In Infernal): “Nova is this working?” / Nova (In Infernal): “??????” > Corayas knows infernal now and will be using it almost exclusively for gay reasons. > #AsHeShould #VoiceOfComprehension > Nova continues to get kitties tatted on their shoulder while the other party kitty must once again get temporarily shaved (Across the #KittyTitties this time (Except not at all because anatomy differences)) > At this point, Aise has pulled more robotics out of her body than she has body mass and Serenas just accepts this all the while wondering how it all works. > #BestDamnTattooArtistThisSideOfPanngraecca #MagicOrOtherwise > Nova now has two living friendo's moving about on their skin! A lioness & lion, a mom & dad if you will. > #LittleLionBlood #MarkOfThePrideMaster > Scrib attempts to draw a lil lion club of ink. The living ink lions do not care much for it. > Also Kirin is now more wizened lol > #SpiritOfTheOwl #RealWiseGuyEh? > Isati then gets a shooting star tattoo that channels her old gift from the chwinga spirits, cementing her bond more permanently with the snek friendo! > #SheCanSummonHimForeverMore #StarOfConstellateAlly > Alright #Songbows! Time to bind your souls together! > #LooksLikeTheShitUncleMilesDoes #MarkOfTheSoulMates #OhNo!We'llHaveToHoldHandsForFourHoursStraight!WhatATragedy! > Also Serenas made a #GoodCrit con save so #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 > Also he (Serenas) gets told to take his shirt off and Mark has to stop himself from doing that irl as he (Mark) remembers he has tatas now > #RipMark #ItDoBeLikeThatSometimes > Also also Scribius' Chaos Check for the big tattoo is a natural 20 >:3, We'll get into what that means in a second but for now #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 #FinalCritCount > So yeah, Serenas gets put in and out of feign death and every time he comes up he is in so much pain > #Yikes > But it's okay, Romad uses the pain sharing of their soul link to ease it when he can >

> Anyways Serenas now has two layers of please don't die because remember that Nat 20 Chaos Check? Yeah well, if the death ward goes off Serenas immediately #SurgesForTheSurgeGods and gets the feeling that “#IfYouDie…YouWon't.” > #MarkOfTheDeathWalker #StepOneOfImmortalityAttainedOnAccident > Rekca then blows a horn or alarm targeting Kirin and Kirin only at the ass crack of dawn > #BecauseOfCourseHe'sThatKindOfMorningPersonLmao > Nova (Very excited and rushing to commit a microagression): “Rekca look what I can do!” /immediately summons two lions made of ink/ > #Rhea'sMyMomSoIGetAFreePass > Isati wants it to be known that she's Gay & Sleepy! In that order. > Ok spar time! > (Technically we spent a bunch time chatting about back pain and rianan mage hands but still) > Kirin: Does #HotGirlShit to get two points off Rekca right out of the gate before, slows Rekca down with #BlackLotusAssault, then zooms off up the wall > #JaguarZoomies > Unable to pursue, Rekca just makes himself even MORE tanky > This works. Much to Aecasi's frustration lol > Okay NOW Recka pounces at the fucking wall climbing #GothJockNerdJaguar, securing two points for himself over the course of the next 18 seconds between shadow armour fading Kirin out of the way & shield of faith deflecting the great many arrows away from Rekca > #ThisThatGoodShit > Finally Kirin gets an arrow just barely between all of Rekca's defences, securing her victory, and ending the session! > Yup! That's All Folks! AND GUESS WHAT!!! I'M FUCKING ALL CAUGHT UP ON RECAPS!!! THIS WAS THE LAST ONE I NEEDED TO WRITE BECAUSE STARTING NEXT RECAP I'D GONE BACK TO WRITING THEM THE WEEK OF EACH SESSION!!!! SEE Y'ALL IN A FEW SECONDS FUCKERS BECAUSE IT IS TIME.

S93 Crit Count: Serenas Nat20 Con save, Scribius Nat 20 Chaos Check