S96 Recap: Long Time, No See | Ep.39: And Then They See All

General Summary

Hey so just so ya know, y'all're fucking insane. I need you to understand that. > #CritCountBrigade #TheGodsFuckinLoveY'all #Anyways > We kick off the night with some brief Cuddles & Comfortᵗᵐ for Isati before settling down for a night's watch > #Who'sOnFirst? #TeamSassInTheCity #TeamNewRoguePlus > Romad lines us up for bat with a mildly concerning icebreaker before plowing right through for the homerun that is “Kirin, you're a Nerd.” > #MakingStatements #19CharismaAtWork > Romad once again starts probing for methods of making his fiance immortal. Is this smart? Is this being pursued for healthy reasons? Ehhhhhhhhh, probably not. > #ButThat'sFutureRomad'sProblem > Also Kirin points out it's been a while since they heard the #BadNewsBreeze and Romad reveals he wasn't aware that was a thing, which like… Wild. > #18PassivePerceptionAtWork #AlsoTalkOfTigersAndAllThatLmao > We now begin the insanity. > Both Kirin & Romad just be Seeingᵗᵐ > #CritCount2 #GoodCrits2 #TwinsiesPart1 > Isati & Serenas take up next watch & after conspiratorily confirming everybody else is asleep… They get to scheming >:3 > #TeamMeddlesomeRomantics > Isati: “Gwyf and I's hatchday is on halloween and I think we should take this opportunity to pull pranks & wear costumes ◖ᾣ◗” / Serenas: “Oh Hell Yeah! Some Thoughts…” > #MischiefInTheMaking #Bored&Bougie > The insanity continues but at this point I'm literally calling it. > #CritCount4 #GoodCrits4 #TwinsiesPart2 (Literally All Four Of These Nat20s Have Been Consecutive) > Oh yeah, Kirin is sleeping a lil restless but I'm sure that's nothing > #PerishTheThought > Round 3!!! > #TeamStudyBuddiesToLovers #LionTale >Corayas also gets excited about halloween drawing near and tells an adorable story about Baby Juanito and his older brother Juanito (“that's why he's called Baby Juanito cause he's younger”) > #LovingCorayasHours #TalesFromCanoas > INSANITY ROUND 3! GO!!! > As predicted Nova rolls in with that #GoodCrit but our 4 foot friend is pretty middle of the roa– Wait what's this‽ Corayas has unleashed the Tides of Chaos!! > #TheUniverseIsOnTheEdgeOfIt'sSeat > It's a, it's a… Natural 1! > #┗( T﹏T )┛#Nooooooooooo > Wait!! By the gods it's not over yet folks!!! Corayas Breaks Through His Limits Once More BECAUSE HERE HE COMES WITH THE HALFLING LUCK FEATURE!!!!!!! AND IT'S A NATURAL 20!!!!!!!!!!!! > You Motherfuckers Are Certifiably Insane. Absolutely Bonkers Even. > #CritCount6 #GoodCrits6 #TwinsiesPart3 #FinalCritCount > Okay so I absolutely have to give y'all something for each and every single one of you getting a natural 20 on your watch rolls despite there being literally nothing happening around you. Oh until the very last second of course when a planar distortion starts to form in the middle of your camp ☻ > “Kirin!” ☻ “You rolled The Big One.” > #DreamTimeBabes #BuckleUp > Aletheia: “Hello little one, The Fates have decreed doing drugs will solve so many problems for you so off you pop.” > #GateOfHorn #AndWe'reFallingAndWe'reFallingAndWe'r– > “Oh damn, world not flat.” > #GaeaGotCurves #IsThatTooBlasphemous? #It'sTrueTho #PeskyCurvature > Kirin hit's the ground running only to invert and stumble into the ceiling at the bottom of a hill. > #VisitingYourEmployer'sHomeIsAlwaysWeird #WelcomeToTheInverse #StillDreamingBtw > Yadda yadda can't see much, yadda yadda resonant tone, yadda yadda stealth check > #GetToTheGoodPartAlready! > DM: “You see a strangely non–inverted snow elf, sweating away over some nearly finished project.” / Selah: “I fucking knew it! > lmao > Kirin: “hnhmp. I don't mean to interrupt but–” / Liatris: “Fuck! Oh fuck shit fuck bitch gods damn shit fuck…” “Oh shit Vids!” > #She/TheysBeSwearing #HugTime! (#'mNotMyMum) > Liatris then proceeds to ramble at full throttle making it very difficult for Kirin to correct their misunderstandings. > #LiatrisCorayasTalkWhen? > The DM proceeds to steadily rip the hearts of everyone watching to shreds as Liatris learns she's in fact not only been gone for a month. 356 times more than that in fact. Also she's talking to the 26 nearly 27 year old daughter of two of their best friends and all the people she loved have spent more time without them than with her. > #ThatShitHurted #ToShredsYouSay? > “…I was going to make you toys…” > #ToShreds! #HumpyWhumpHoursLmao > “There's no fucking TREES, love, they're not REAL!!" > #WeeklyOutOfContextQuote #HonestlyWasn'tMuchContextProvidedInTheFirstPlaceLol > Kirin chats with Liatris for another good while about what the rest of the HTB are up to and how they're all doing > “Gods damn it, Gaelee is going to be so fucking obnoxious aren'y they?” (“They are.”) > (In response to this relevation, Liatris spills the tea on that time Gaelee got the bird flu and their head literally swole up) > #BestFriendsBeLike #BigHeadedBirbs > Okay but as always these recaps ain't built for the heart wrenchin stuff so we just gonna skip ahead a lil… > “You hear a haunting melody like that of wind blowing through a canyon as the world flickers and shifts around you.” > #BadNewsBreeze #HowCouldThisPossiblyHaveComeToBe? #AlsoStillDreamingLmao #HighChaosSoLiatrisCanComeToo > “When the inverse stops flickering around you, y'all find yourself at the reflection of your camp, the shadows of your companions cast in shining white against the ground. Over the writhing shadows of the campfire the two of you watch as the boundaries of the planes warp and shift as a Gods Damned Mother Fucking Retriever Appears. > “Fuck.” > And That's Where We'll End Tonight's Session! ☻ > See y'all when I see ya! > (Oh also Kirin can't wake up lmao)

S96 Crit Count: Kirin & Romad Nat20 Perception on 1st watch, Isati & Serenas Nat20 Perception, Nova & Corayas Nat 20 Perception (was a 12 > ToC > 1 > Halfing Luck > Nat20)