S99 Recap: Good Grief | Ep.42

General Summary

Auge 8th 1989 SE Glynran Helvitlar enters #Stage1(Denial) > #FastForwardToPresent > Glynran PAWNCH!!! > #SneakAttack #BrainRattler #PunchedThatMaskCleanOff > Romad: “Hey what the fuck‽‽‽” > Glynran completely ignores this question and proceeds to curse out everybody there in the very thick brogue of his khthotean dialect. > #Stage2(Anger) > Ok so now that we've had our laughs the DM (Dastardly Motherfucker) employs their favourite tool which is of course, #EmotionalWhiplash > “Coco this isn't a joke right? She's really alive?” > OOOUGH!! #ThatShitHurted #≧﹏ ≦(TヘT)≧ ﹏ ≦ #CompleteTrustInKirin #Stage3(Bargaining(Kinda)) > Glynran (immediately regressing back to #Stage2): “OHoohohohhoohhhhh, ohhhhh I know who I'm informing first! Well played hammerheart but you are in for it now ya cunt...” /Starts pulling out sending scrolls like hankies from a clown's pocket/ “Hello Madame Frostseer >:3. We've located your daughter, they're not secured yet but we'll have them back within the year.” > #OHHHHHHH!!! #HeSnitchedToMama!! > Anywayze (#RappingBoutPatrickSwayze) at some point in all this Glynran briefly enters #Stage4(Depression) when the time dilation explanation for Liatris' late return hits but quickly returns to #Stage2 again when told why the forges broke in the first place. > #GodsDamnItLiatris!!! #NotAWizardButStillFellToWizardHubris #FaeStupidityAtItsFinest > As many many sendings are sent out, Kirin is first tasked with one to her mother and then after losing a match of boulder parchment shears in which you can't prove Glynran cheated despite a nat20 perception from Nova (“When have I ever cheated love? ;)”) she also has to call her mum as well > #SkillIssue #CritCount1 #GoodCrits1 #Glynran's20Doesn'tCount > Dotulok takes the news rather well given the fact she was in the middle of teaching a class while Cavidian was surprisingly already in the know. Yeah turns out Red–Oak was with her & the two of them are gonna meet y'all at the Asland border so that's something to look forward to! > Oh yeah also Glynran called Ironhide who fucking immediately & literally stormed over looked the party members over very intensely and then had her own bout of #EmotionalWhiplash while viewing the memory of Kirin's dream when she got to “There's no fucking TREES love, they're not REAL!” causing her to immediately lose concentration on the spell. > #CalledTheFuckOut > Anywherzums, I'm getting kinda bored of how dry this recap is feeling so we're gonna speedrun a lil lmao > Ironhide is more sweary than ever before but Glynran is the only one who knows this (“Fiddlesticks Is Just A Good Word Ok?”) but never mind that because apparently the entire fucking Shadowcat is hiding in her fucking shadow right now??!?!?? > #☻ #WisdomSavingThrowTimeBayBEE > Corayas & Serenas both #GoodCrit their save but neither have high enough bonuses to beat the DC sadly > #CritCount3 #GoodCrits3 (Also Romad may have #BadCrit around here but we can't be sure until the recording goes up so we will leave it off the count) > But hey you wanna know who did succeed? Kirin. But only because she had advantage from her tattoo. Y'know, the tattoo that wild magic surges when Kirin saves against a fear effect! > #SurgeForTheSurgeGods!! #Kirin'sInkcatCanHasLittleAFear #AsATreat > Anywhomsts, Shadowcat ees spooky, Kirin gets to see even more spooky when she grabs some #InvertDirt (Like really tho, the fuck was with all the teeth?), Ironhide comments that if they plant the tree token and send for her she should be able to come help, Kirin uses this to finesse two scrolls of sending from her godfather, and we all part ways > Oh yeah also Diva definitely has more catnip if Kirin ever needs it lmao > SMASH CUT > The Gays Are Being Gay On Night Watch! More Breaking News Here At 11. > #CritCount4, #GoodCrits4 (Nova Nat20 Perception) #FinalCritCount > Oh yeah btw, while #Songbows are being quote unquote “Violently Gay” the #BadNewsBreeze sounds! > #☻ > In unrelated news, Kirin's dream drugs have pulled half the sleeping kin with her into Nova's dream and hoooo boy is it a DREAM > (Rhea is revoking Nova's Baby priviledges & now they have to prove they can solve problems without relying on mumsy) > OH LOOK A LION DRAKE! FIGHT IT! > And that's where we'll pick up next week ☻

S99 Crit Count: Nova Nat20 Perception, Corayas & Serenas Nat20 Wisdom Save, (Romad Nat1?), Nova Nat20 Perception