English

Normal English, except all ch, s and z noises are replaced with sh. (For example: Peaches turns into Peashesh.)

Writing System

This is the alphabet: Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww xX Yy Zz In each pair, the first letter is capitalized.

Syntax

Syntax is like normal english, really.

Phonetics

The phonetics are the same as in Normal English, except for one thing: s and z sounds are replaced with sh sounds.

Tenses

Same as in English.

Sentence Structure

Same as in normal English.

Adjective Order

Same as in normal English.

Structural Markers

Same as in normal English.

Spoken by

• Pooklanders