Mushon
The Miserable Mushon M (a.k.a. Two coconuts/Acrylene Filled)
Mushon is a very miserable monkey who used to serve in the russian army. He only allows himself little pieces of food and considers a lot of thing to be ''For rich people only'' and because of that he is very sad. No one likes him except Doo Khee. He likes bootleg butter. He is the entirety of one side in The war against Mushon.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Mushon is visibly fat, even though he eats practically nothing.
Body Features
Mushon has opposable thumbs, which are rare with Pooklandians.
Apparel & Accessories
Mushon always carries around a ski mask, as ordered by Charlie.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Mushon has been born in an alleyway and from there he learned the way of the miserableness. He decided that spoonfulls and houses are for rich people, and away to the forest. From there he was raised by wild bears that died. That fully convinced him this world was for rich folk, and he left the forest, only to end up in the Russian Army. He served for three years and then became injured while fighting the English in World War I. He was captured, and while in jail he wrote a book about his life, taught prisoners Russian, and taught children Russian as community service. Finally he was released and went to Pookland, publishing his book and settling down in an allley.
Education
He was raised by a bear who taught him how to survive.
Employment
Mushon now works in Charlie's angels as a gangster.
Accomplishments & Achievements
He can survive by eating only one pea for a whole week. He did this during the great depression and it didn't bother him a bit.
Morality & Philosophy
Little is better.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Mushon would like to sulk in the corner all day.
Likes & Dislikes
Mushon dislikes rich people and everything they own. He likes not eating. He loves telling People about his time in the Russian Army, and enjoys listening to the Russian Anthem.
Wealth & Financial state
None.
Alignment
Annoying sad
Current Status
On a mission to become the most miserable in the world
Species
Ethnicity
Professions
Age
Unknown
Children
Pronouns
He/him
Gender
Monkey
Presentation
Animal
Eyes
Round Yellow Eyes.
Hair
Bald
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Brown fur
Quotes & Catchphrases
"XXX is for rich people"Often repeated, with XXX being replaced by an everyday item
Belief/Deity
Charlie
Aligned Organization
Related Myths
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Ruled Locations
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