Varda
Varda , Von Lichenstein (a.k.a. Truck Stop)
Varda is a criminal penguin, and she has a truck. She teaches the kindergarten in pookland, which contains nearly everyone. Unfortunately for them, she is very bad at teaching and tells them to do things such as ask strangers for candy. She has escaped from jail multiple times. She enjoys doubles espressos, two sugar, no milk. Varda originaly hails from Germany.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Varda runs fast for a penguin, but is pretty fat.
Body Features
She claims to have eyes in her back.
Facial Features
Varda has a lot of white feathers and fur on her face which are in a new pattern each day.
Apparel & Accessories
Varda always carries a stick for unspecified reasons.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Varda was born in Germany in the early '80s, and from there became started controlling h**ler like a puppet on strings in WWII (Or so she claims.)
From there, she made her way to pookland, and just started teaching there.
Education
Not very educated about daily life, Varda has learned a lot about court life, being the princess of Lichenstein.
Employment
Varda teaches kindegarten.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Escaped from jail 5 times.
Failures & Embarrassments
Varda fell on her face trying to escape Germany.
Morality & Philosophy
Strangers are good people, and their candy is delicious!
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Get the perfect double espresso, two sugar, no milk.
Likes & Dislikes
Varda likes double espressos with no milk. She very much dislikes milk.
Personality Quirks
She is easily annoyed when people don't do what she says.
Alignment
Neutral Strange
Current Status
To teach the pooklandians how to read
Species
Ethnicity
Age
Unknown
Children
Pronouns
She/her
Gender
Penguin
Presentation
Animal
Eyes
Blue
Hair
Black
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Black feathers/fur
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Make me a double espresso, two sugar, no milk!"
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