Time Flies

"Is it... are they... OH FUCK! OW! OWWWWW! THE BASTARDS BIT ME!"
— Someone who was bitten by a fly
 

Escapism

  These small creatures appear to be regular flies, and encountering a few of them would leave you with that impression.   They are most decidedly not regular flies, however. As one might expect from their name, time flies manipulate the way the creatures or people around them experience the flow of time. While this appears to be some marvelous effect they possess over the Eight Lands, their time distortion only appears to function when grouped in swarms, allowing them to have a defense against potential hostilities near their home.   During this distortion, time does, in fact, move regularly. It is simply the perception of time by their foes that becomes altered, leaving the flies themselves free to act as they would otherwise. While not usually hostile towards other creatures, should you be unlucky enough to face off against a rather angry swarm of time flies, you may just find yourself wishing you'd fought with a beehive.  

Reverie

  The distortion they create is not entirely harmless with its effect, and at times it can cause the disconcerting experience of people near the flies' home losing time or becoming stuck in long moments of reflection over their recent actions, or even the strange feeling that perhaps, just maybe, they've done all of this before.   To the observant naturalist or the curious wanderer, time flies offer a glimpse into the peculiarities of nature's magic. Their existence challenges the understanding of time and reality, inviting speculation and awe. Encounters with time flies are generally remembered as brief journeys into a world where time dances to a different tune, leaving a lasting impression of nature's boundless capacity for wonder and mystery, while also being extremely baffling and very mildly uncomfortable.

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Dec 31, 2023 18:20 by Doug Marshall

Oh I LOVE this. I always enjoy creatures that challenge our expectations of reality, and then being a living species of puns is the icing on this particular cake. Not that I'd like to actually be in the presence of one of these fellas, of course. Wonderful article, Thei!!

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Dec 31, 2023 18:30

Very glad to hear that you enjoyed it! I had to giggle to myself when I thought of it, it's just very silly

Dec 31, 2023 23:56 by Dr Emily Vair-Turnbull

Ooo, these are fun. I like the punny name.   Also, I definitely would rather pick a fight with a beehive.

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Jan 1, 2024 02:58

100% the same, yep. Beehive is much more appealing than these fellas.

Jan 2, 2024 11:42

A very interesting and original way of defending against predators. Can prolonged exposure to the effect cause physical damage (for example to the brain)?

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Jan 2, 2024 11:52

Good question! It's a pretty easy answer; nope! No danger from prolonged exposure. As weird time effects go, it's fairly harmless

Jan 9, 2024 08:55 by Han

hehe puns


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Jan 9, 2024 13:17

Hehehehehe

Feb 2, 2024 06:49

I was sort of hoping with the pun name you would spin of into the other pun "time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas." implying they there is no wind where they live because they eat it. That would also be fun....   Wait, do they distort time, or do they just sort of.... drug people?

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Feb 3, 2024 14:15

They distort time! Although I imagine it probably does feel like being drugged, can't say I have any particular experience with that.