The Traveling Marionettes

Allow us to tickle your fancy and bring a smile to your face! Our puppet show is world-renowned and guaranteed to please all but the grumpiest of souls! We ask only for an hour of your time plus any donations you deem worth our humble little show. We'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts! We'll make you forget all of your troubles and woes, if only for an afternoon! Maybe longer if you have a good memory!
So sit down and enjoy our puppet show and maybe a little magic along the way! We might even ask for a volunteer or two to join us! You never know what's going to happen, and neither do we! We like it better that way!

Power Generation

The ponies are powered by grass, hay, and oats. And an apple every day, along with sugar cubes when they can be found.

Propulsion

Pony propelled. Two, to be exact. Their names are Giggle and Merry.

Weapons & Armament

The gnomes carry slings and wield deadly illusion magic! And the puppet strings can be used as garrotes, possibly. Occasionally, the food can even be deadly.

Armor and defense

Illusion magic helps make it look sturdier than what it might otherwise appear. Maybe it scares attackers away. Who knows?

Communication Tools & Systems

To make sure that the audience can hear everything that's going on, the stage is magically enchanted to manipulate the volume of the performers.

Additional & auxiliary systems

When a crank on the right side of the cart is turned, an attached backdrop is rolled out behind the stage. There are a few different backdrops with different scenes depending on the story the puppets are telling.

Nickname

The Giggle Wagon

Motto

Guaranteed Giggles!

Price

Who can put a price on happiness?

Rarity

One of a kind.

Length

8 feet

Height

4 feet

Speed

16 miles per day in normal terrain.

Complement / Crew

Seven highly talented gnomes. Plus a cook. Gnome also, just not highly talented.

Cargo & Passenger Capacity

Seven gnomes and provisions plus the stage, twelve puppets and their strings, and various other accoutrements. Also two kegs of ale. Not much else will fit!