Cryptic

What are you even talking about? It's obvious you are trying to tell me something but you are going to have to be more clear. It it your enunciation? My ears? Are you just making no sense at all? Is my brain on the fritz.
It's not as though I don't want to understand what you're trying to tell me. From the look on your face it's very important. I do care what you have to say. I'm just not getting it. It seem as though you are talking about work and that you feel that we are not doing a great job. Is that it? No?
Maybe you look slightly pained. Does my breath smell? Do I smell? No?
Now you are definitely getting irritated. I can tell by the lines forming between your eyebrows. Or is that worry? Are you worried about me? Do I seem as though something is wrong? Do I have a 'kick me' sign on my back? No.
Ah, I see. I get it now. You are upset that I don't understand you, right? Yes. Well, that makes two of us.
For me, you are a bit too cryptic.