The Flaming Spit

The Flaming Spit is owned by Horhik Rasji Lanvyn Brijin, an unmarried man and his boyfriend, Irim Forgemaul. Before owning the tavern, Horhik worked there under the previous owner, while he gambled compulsively and won the deed to the tavern in a bet. It is a tavern of poor quality, and its main draw is the attractive waitstaff.

The Bartender

Irim tends the bar to maintain the illusion of the tavern being of poor quality. His disposition is generally described as almost humorous. He is terribly average looking with brown skin and red hair in a mohawk style. Physically, he is excessively tall.

The Clientele

On a typical night, the clientele at The Flaming Spit can be described as truly loud.

The Accommodations

The rooms for rent at The Flaming Spit are pretty tiny and wonderfully dingy. The cost for a night's stay is 7 cp.

Beverages

Wine List

Gnarled Robe Merlot A locally produced red wine with a bouquet that is crisp and leathery. Bottle price: 2 gp, 7 sp Glass price: 9 sp, 2 cp
Invisible Hobgoblin Sauvignon Blanc An imported white wine with flavors that are rough and green. Bottle price: 4 gp, 3 sp Glass price: 1 gp, 4 sp
Blushing Bat Merlot
A locally produced red wine that is described as lean and dirty.
Bottle price: 2 gp, 4 sp
Glass price: 8 sp, 3 cp
House Chardonnay
A house-made white wine with a bouquet that is green and tart.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 3 sp
Glass price: 4 sp, 5 cp

Lagers & Ales

House Stout
5.5% ABV
A house-brewed dark brown stout. Described as a nutty stout with a creamy finish.
Gallon price: 4 sp, 1 cp
Pint price: 8 cp
Surly Scimitar Malt
5.45% ABV
A microbrewed brown malt. Described as a fruity malt with a rich finish.
Gallon price: 4 sp, 6 cp
Pint price: 9 cp
Nervous Thicket Stout
7.09% ABV
An imported copper-colored stout. Described as a mild stout with notes of citrus and a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 7 sp, 2 cp
Pint price: 1 sp
House Hard Cider
4.5% ABV
A house-brewed copper-colored cider. Described as a pleasantly bitter cider with a sour finish.
Gallon price: 3 sp, 4 cp
Pint price: 6 cp

Liquors

Impatient Trapezoid Whiskey
An imported rye whiskey.
Bottle price: 2 gp, 8 sp
Shot price: 4 sp, 6 cp
House Gin
A house-made gin.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 2 sp
Shot price: 2 sp
Wooden Bugbear Vodka
A poorly made rye vodka.
Bottle price: 8 sp, 5 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 4 cp
House Rum
A house-made sugarcane rum.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 3 sp
Shot price: 2 sp, 1 cp

Food Menu

Starters

Deep-Fried Onion Rings
Onion rings fried in butter. Served with a tomato-based sauce.
2 sp, 2 cp
Deep-Fried Chicken Strips
Chicken strips fried in lard. Served with a spicy red sauce.
2 sp, 1 cp
Deep-Fried Slices of Red Beet
Slices of red beets fried in sunflower oil. Served with a honey-based sauce.
2 sp, 3 cp

Soups & Salads

Scallop Soup
A thick soup with scallops, barley, and onions.
1 sp, 6 cp
Romaine Salad
Leaves of romaine coated in a cider vinegar and black pepper dressing and tossed with mustard greens.
1 sp, 6 cp

Entrees

Blackened Frog
Blackened slices of frog in a cream sauce alongside rice and green beans.
3 sp, 2 cp
Roasted Steak
Roasted strips of steak in white sauce served over bread and broccoli.
3 sp, 3 cp
Deep-fried Rabbit
Deep-fried rabbit in a thick gravy alongside noodles with a serving of peas.
2 sp, 9 cp
Blackened Sausage
Blackened sausage in white sauce alongside mashed potatoes with a serving of celery and carrots.
3 sp
Herb-crusted Chicken
Herb-crusted chicken with a ginger marinade served with bread with a side of beet greens.
3 sp, 1 cp

Purpose / Function

Its a tavern

Alterations

What began as a simple tavern in a small town, has slowly become the place for all the lower class citizens to congregate, so during Horhik's time owning the tavern, hidden rooms and stairways have been added and constructed to help him move product and hide those he supports.

Architecture

The building is a tall 3 story building made with wood paneling and plaster as well as a steep slanting roofs

Tourism

Tourists don't tend to frequent the area.

Type

Pub / Tavern / Restaurant

Parent Location

Slandtown

Owner

Horhik Rasji Lanvyn Brijin

Owning Organization

Artesian Guild