Dick
My full true name is beyond the comprehension of your meager meat & juice brains, I am known to the wise as Aaghaziskakhogarxeaphzendraxeks. I readily observe that even this is beyond your intellectual capabilities, so you may call me Richard. No Richard is too much for your cranial capacities so you must address me as Dick. That is what I shall be to you a large round floating Dick. But Dick is too plain to encompass the magnificence of my being so something more is needed. To help you understand the vast gulf of intellect between my over-clocked solid-state brain and the organic lumps of incomplete proteins between your ears, you shall acknowledge me as Cerebration Expert Dick.
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