5001: Broker Burned by Hammer
Strixhaven’s faculty has seen some quirky characters over the years. Yet few could match the energy of the former Head of Custodial Arts - Fain the Broker. In a surprising turn of events, Fain was relieved of his duties yesterday & given an hour to vacate his office. “Neither Fain, nor any other fence, will be employed by Strixhaven as long as I’m Captain,” claimed Madame Dapplewing. The honor of terminating Mister Fain was granted to Griffin Burninghammer, due to recently unveiled conflicts between Fain & the F Squad. “Not only has Fain endangered our campus with his sketchy business, he has endangered the lives of our students. And that, we will not stand for…”
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