The Purple Cow of Death

Some people believe the Purple Cow of Death is a merely a metaphor for hack fiction writers or lazy RPG game masters to add or remove a character or plot element mid story.   The Purple Cow of Death is in fact the most terrifying monster in Scarterra and every plane of reality.   The colossal cow will fly out of nowhere, swoop down and swallow individuals whole. Afterwards, their friends and colleagues behave as if they ever existed at all. These people are never heard from again. Unless they are heard from again.   Sometimes the Purple Cow will fly out nowhere, swoop down and vomit up individuals whole. Afterwards, their friends and colleagues behave as if they were never gone.   Sometimes the Purple Cow vomits up entirely new characters which then blend in seamlessly with the group or society nearest to them who always accept them without question.   It is even rumored that hte Purple Cow can create or destroy geographic features, aspects of history or even laws of metaphysics.
Alignment
Chaotic Mootral
Age
unknown
Children
Sex
female
Gender
cow
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Purple


Cover image: by Me with Midjourney

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Aug 30, 2024 15:18 by LexiCon (WordiGirl)

Chaotic Mootral omgg! lol this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. thanks so much for sharing! XP

Sep 25, 2024 01:03 by Kerry

I read "Chaotic Mootral" and was done. You have earned another like! So.... does she make purple milk? and what happens if you drink it?

Sep 25, 2024 06:58

I'm not sure anyone who has ever milked the Purple Cow has ever been seen again...I think the milk looks like ordinary milk. I may have unknowingly drank said milk before I wrote Isekai Island.   Normally I take Scarterra lore fairly seriously but I do try to inject humor in it here and there. I wrote some in-universe "three guys walk into a bar" jokes here. Religious Based Slang Terms in Scarterra