Cats

IDEA: these cats will lounge around your apartment with you and act like normal felines when they are not embarking upon a mission. Unlike the dogs of W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P., these animals can take care of themselves for the most part. they can roam about wherever they please and return to the foot of your bed curled up at the end of the evening.

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Commander McCox Gives Newbies the Rundown:
Cats. I'm more of a dog person myself, but my wife doesn't really want any pets in the house at all that could climb on her stuff and mess up her carpet. Still, I think I'd have a loyal dog by my side if I could. One that is highly trained and won't chew up a shoe every time I turn around. A cat, on the other hand, would make my office into one big disaster! Climbing on my desk, scratching up my seat with its claws, knocking over my shiny awards, getting hair all in my coffee cup? No thanks. I'd rather have a dog. But I know a dog is more of a responsibility. I'd have to get up and walk it all the way down the elevator and outside to take care of its business. A cat could just...I don't know, wander around and do whatever it pleases. I know I'd have to scoop the litterbox, but that'd be quicker and easier than walking a dog...
Wait. What am I saying? Have I convinced myself to get a cat? What'd I even name it? No. you know what? How about a fish. It could just sit there on my desk like my other shiny awards. And then I could feed it sometimes and watch it swim around. Wait. I would have to clean out its tank, wouldn't I? Doggone. Why am I even talking about pets?? Now I see why my wife doesn't want one. They're a headache and a half. Cute as heck, though. I might get one in the future. Who knows? I just have to convince my wife and then it can stay at home instead of wreaking havoc in my office.