Someone Elsewood
Names are unimportant.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Identifying Characteristics
He can be seen with a mischievous smirk or a bored, annoyed countenance. The main alluring feature on his face is his deep malachite eyes that are so dark that, at times, they could pass for black--this usually happens when he is angry or very determined. His arched eyebrows and thin lips, when fixed the right way, inform all who gaze upon him that he is a force to be reckoned with. At times, one may catch him fidgeting around with his long fingers or shuffling his shiny double-strapped black monk-strap shoes when he is waiting or becoming impatient. His laugh can be cute, crazed, maniacal, unsettling, or some combination of it all. His teeth are straight and white, and his infectious grin can make a person smile back even if they are upset at him. His personality wavers from seriously strict to absolutely reckless. Unpredictability is one of the only consistent traits he has.
Special abilities
All of them.-Someone Elsewood
Apparel & Accessories
Mental characteristics
Personal history
The past is the past. It's all burned to ash. Unimportant.Someone does not reveal much about himself to anyone. His true identity is unknown. He only goes by the name "Someone". Often, he adds pseudo-surname "Elsewood". There are no records of him found in any country's government database. His fingerprints and DNA are both unregistered.-Someone Elsewood
Education
I don't know, but he's smarter than everybody I've ever met!Despite the fact that Someone has no academic records, he possesses an incredibly impresssive IQ score. He also has the ability to bring to memory almost everything he has ever read; often down to the chapter, article, and page number. In addition to these things, his expansive vocabulary includes not just English words, but also words in several different languages. He can hold comprehensive conversations with native speakers with convincing dialect and accent. His overall intelligence is superior, although he often behaves in a strange manner and faces problems with unconventional tactics. Many think him crazy, but his solutions usually prove useful in the end.
Employment
Accomplishments & Achievements
Everything.Since being a part of the W.I.L.L.O.W.I.S.P. agency, he has passed every test and accomplished every mission he has been assigned to.-Someone Elsewood
Failures & Embarrassments
What are those?Though he has technically never failed a mission, some Higher-Ups are afraid that his erratic behavior will soon incur dire consequences on the company and therefore work to have him terminated.-Someone Elsewood
Mental Trauma
......it's unimportant.Many speculate that Someone avoids having personal conversations about his past because it may include traumatic experiences. This has not been confirmed.-Someone Elsewood
Morality & Philosophy
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
I don't give a care about anyone or anything...not even myself.-Someone Elsewood
Likes & Dislikes
Personality Quirks
This guy is crazy.His suave persona as a raven can quickly be forgotten once he unleashes his crazy (and most times annoying) carefree side. Even when working with another agent, he often reverts to solo-mode as if his help is actually just an additional obstacle.-Constance Harbor,partnerOBLIGATORY ASSOCIATE
Social
Social Aptitude
Hobbies & Pets
Speech
Wealth & Financial state
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Commander McCox Gives Newbies the Rundown: Someone Elsewood. Yep. That’s his name… Well, probably not, but that’s what everybody calls him. He never tells anybody his real name because he’s basically crazy. You have GOT to meet him, though. He is crazy as heck but he is the best agent on the force. The absolute best. Hands down. You might want to talk to him… won’t guarantee you’ll gain anything from the conversation because he is crazy, but it’s worth a shot to at least say hi. He’s crazy though, so be warned. He has some very unconventional approaches to his missions, and he refuses to work with a partner, but he always gets the job done-- even if he only narrowly escapes with his life. Did I tell you that he’s crazy? I mentioned he was crazy, right?
It's unimportant.[...not sure if that's a catchphrase, but I guess it counts because he says it a lot]-Someone Elsewood
Catchphrases are unimportant.[...thanks for clarifying...?]-Someone Elsewood
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How can you not like Someone who is named Someone? And has the confidence of a lion, and tells you how unimportant you and everything is? He seems like a good guy on a mission. Must say though, very well written! This feels like a personal act/file in a file cabinet when read.
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