Minor Inconvenience Blast

Effect

You can point to a target you can see and cause a random effect to happen based on a 1d100 roll

• 1:sneeze
• 2:have a thin wispy mustache
• 3:only know gnomish
• 4:can smell colors
• 5:have a unibrow
• 6:only wanna eat the last thing they ate
• 7:have a single 1 foot eyelash
• 8:favorite color is red
• 9:favorite color is blue
• 10:have a massive ego
• 11:wonder what the meaning of life is
• 12:has a minor crush on caster
• 13:thinks what they are wearing is tacky
• 14:is annoyed with gravity for holding them down
• 15:really wanna wear a cute little bow
• 16:the caster looks like the opposite gender only to them
• 17:sneeze twice
• 18:have to go to the bathroom
• 19:wanna be a better person
• 20:Will only move around by jumping
• 21:thinks casting magic is funny for no reason
• 22:is drooling for some reason
• 23:have a mole on their face
• 24:trip and fall on their face
• 25:have a itch on the back of their head
• 26:wanna take over the world
• 27:believe the world is flat
• 28:the left arm looks really buff
• 29:doesn't need and doesn't want to blink
• 30:has a useless idea
• 31:grows a thick bushy mustache
• 32:all hair becomes white
• 33:all hair becomes purple
• 34:all clothes and armor and skin and hair become red in color
• 35:the eye color is now the rainbow
• 36:all food they eat needs more salt
• 37: have a hangover
• 38: switch scales and skin on them
• 39:wants to be a real little boy
• 40:ear pops
• 41:forgets what they were about to say
• 42: thinks they can play music very well
• 43:Will only eat 1 day old food
• 44: doesn't like to wear shorts
• 45:can only walk backwards
• 46:food that they want to eat has to be currently living
• 47: restless leg
• 48:has long beautiful hair
• 49:broods when resting
• 50:left pinky becomes a venus flytrap and they can only speak through its mouth
• 51: thinks they are the most beautiful person in the room
• 52:only have one eye open
• 53:is very indecisive
• 54:nostrils light up
• 55: has cat whiskers on their cheeks
• 56:smells bad
• 57: has the last song they have listened to stuck in their head
• 58:everything they say is a whisper
• 59:everything they say is yelled
• 60:vision is inverted in color
• 61:has a hyper contagious yawn
• 62:yawns
• 63:tells a dad joke
• 64:says a inspirational speech about the greatness of birds
• 65:has the very strong urge to pet a cat
• 66:loud evil laugh
• 67:forgets how to open a door
• 68:the air around them makes a loud explosion but doesn't damage or hurt anyone
• 69: they try to seduce the closest creature
• 70:invents a flavor of ice cream
• 71:has the strong feeling of distrust in bartenders
• 72:breaks the fourth wall and is always speaking in character
• 73:takes 1 damage
• 74:has a dwarvish accent no matter the language
• 75:is having a bad hair day
• 76: forgets their allies names
• 77: their next roll is with advantage
• 78:their next roll is with disadvantage
• 79:knows a useless fact
• 80:knows the meaning of life for 2 seconds then forgets
• 81:gets a brain freeze
• 82:shoes are untied
• 83:gains another toe
• 84:has telekinesis till they realize it
• 85:is standing in syrup
• 86:the next time they sit there is a whoopee cushion (fart)
• sound
• 87:is wearing glasses
• 88:has a shaved head
• 89:punches self
• 90:sneezes pastry
• 91:has no pupils
• 92:gains a pair of moose horns
• 93:dips everything in beer
• 94: flexes muscles
• 95:stubs toe next time they walk
• 96:points to a person they find attractive and yell "pretty"
• 97:has pink eye
• 98:sneezes a rainbow in a 80 foot line dying anything in the path the rainbow
• 99:sings the full song of 99 bottles of beer on the wall
• 100: reroll this roll and roll a second effect
*spell ends after one day if duration is unknown

Material Components

a 95 gold Quetzalcoatl scale *consumption when cast

Gestures & Ritual

Verbal, Somatic

Related Discipline

wizard sorcerer warlock and bard

Effect Duration

1 day

Effect Casting Time

1 Action

Range

60ft

Level

Cantrip